/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>72257937
>>72257496
be Takeshi Tokoyama
>come back from a 5 hour drinking session with the district leader (you hate him), your immediate boss (you hate him) and your coworker (you have no idea why she was trying to hug you all night and mentioned something about an arcade but you're uncomfortably aroused and need to think about something else)
>Hop over to the local Konbini for some Strong Zero™ and Cup Ramen™
>at the checkout some sickly-looking girl with enormous tits straining a washed out Atari shirt and bleached hair to her bare legs is walking up and down staring into nothingness while chewing away at a chicken cutlet with a second one seemingly forgotten in her other hand
>"Niku~ Niku~ Niku~"
>jumps as she notices me
>stares at her food
>stares at me
>hands me the uneaten famichiki™
>[FOR YUU]*~*
>rings me up with her pinky finger
>sway-dash out of there
>mfw

>>69856423
I thought JonTron was the Josh from Drake & Josh pursuing a solo career on YouTube. You're not the only one horrifically out of the loop.

>>48780447
>healthy women wtf

>fall asleep
>dream that I'm growing a tightly-cropped grey mustache and a raven tattoo on my left shoulder
Is this it? Are Tenma/Lumi/Pippa really brainwashing me this hard?

>>45387514
>People don't learn dancing because they choose not to not because they're cooped up at home. It's one of the most shut-in friendly things to do out there.
I feel like I shouldn't have read this fuck.... anyone got channels?

>>42390924
>Anon had a girlfriend yab live on air

I am a man.
I have a naturally grown penis.
I watch Pippa.
We exist.

>they have jiggle physics
>>27842105
>>27842177
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FISHMAN I KNEEL
DOUBTED AND I'M SORRY

>>17898179
>It's like YuGiOh, look at theri hairstyles, Mori can bever win because Kiara has YuGiOh heroine hairstyle and Mori has antagonist
F-fuck...

>>17241682
Every message from /infinity/ we get is worse.

>reheating burgers
Reheat HOW, Vox?
Reheat H O W?

Aloupeepees why is your oshi like this?

>>15058212
DEAR FEDERAL AGENTS AND FBI INTELLIGENCE
ALL MY POSTS ARE SATIRICAL AND SHOULDN'T BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY

Which vtuber is the least spooked?