/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I, Anonymouse, on about 12:37 post meridiem, Japan Standard Time, ejaculated on my comfy bed using my left hand due to my right hand being used to view the wholesome, saccharine treat of a hololive lewd that was used to promote said ejaculation. The ejected man-juice landed on a flat board of pink, kinda musky-scented Uruha Rushia booba mousepad which I have prepared for the landing of the jizz. Upon impact, the cum crystallized into cloudy white crystals of rock candy resembling cut quartz. This was apparently caused by the high fuzzy-wuzzy, tutti-frutti wholesome sugar content in the vanilla hololewd I submitted in the previous thread. To think that I, a guy shaking my meat rod to and fro to free Asian cartoon wish-fulfillment hololewds in the Internet could make such lovely crystals more beautiful than diamonds is a thought that is verily too deep for words.