/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>73746787
I can handle her little honey punches.

>>71275651
I'm afraid that's never going to happen. I'm basically invincible.

Does anyone else sit when they pee? I think it's considered "unmasculine" but I know a lot of guys do it.
It's comfy, and there's no risk of splash damage.

>>70621241
I say a lot of things that I really mean too, but things don't always work out as planned.
Why haven't you learned to be patient with my anxious daughterwife yet?

Shitposters tend to lash out at chumbies out of fear.
Fear of our love and devotion to her, fear of her. Fear of her's and our power.

>>70105116
>autistically counting calories is the #1 way to manage weight
It worked for me so well for a long time. I went from 260lbs to 167lbs, which had a lot of help with how hard I physically worked.
I've been thinking of doing that a little more, it isn't fun, but it's about changing your lifestyle not just your diet.
On a side note: I can still somehow manage to do 30 pushups! I don't know how I still have this muscle. I've heard that muscle you've built previously never actually goes away.

I sometimes wonder if I'm the only one who truly "gets" my wife.

>>67812693
We will live and die up here watching over these lands.

Yeah, me.

We're talking about whether or not she actually autographed things herself?
Shitposters really ran out of material.
I'm joking, some of you are fans.

>>66244153
I gotta say though, my PS4 is a bit of a trooper.
I had to get the dust out of it last year because it refused to stay on, it got so hot that it melted my desk a bit. Yet it's still alive somehow.

What's going on in here?

That's it, I'm going on a quest to find and save my shark wife. I can't wait anymore.

>>64363159
I'm very special.

This was just a zatsu!

That explosion of love in chat

I can save her

>>62381442
>us
I was always going to be in this for the long haul, no matter how difficult things get.

We're gonna make it, buds.

I'll always support my shark wife.

>>61053238
I'm not really sure that's a very accurate comparison. I think you're just a little weird and are obsessed with chumbies for no reason.

No sign of Ame yet either, teamates? I know you're here.
I hope they come back soon. They definitely will be back, but it does suck not knowing when.

>>59663598
Your mom seems nice, tell your mom that Gura is about be married to me.

>>59445326
I need to be her fatherhusband, I can save her...