/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>coocoo clock rings
>let out a yelp, realizing my date with Lia is soon
>springboard out of bed 30 feet in the air
>land next to closet
>filled with nothing but copies of the same outfit I always wear
>zooms to the rest room
>brushes teeth with an oversized toothbrush
>loudly gargles mouthwash before spitting it down the sink
>sprays myself with cologne but the scent causes me to cough and gasp for air
>doorbell rings
>"She's here!"
>grinds down the stair railing
>large bouquet of flowers in hand
>dramatically adjusts tie in nervousness
>hand rattles the doorknob attempting to open it
>opens door
>It's Lia, wearing a velvet red dress that contours her body
>seductive jazz music plays in the background
>I let out a loud whistle, admiring her beauty
>takes her hand
>we ride off in a hot rod to our date