/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>be me
>47yo, single
>have failed as a pokemon trainer during my childhood so i'm poor and homeless
>some random kid appears out of nowhere
>she wants to battle
>"fuck"
>i can't deny the battle because it's illegal
>gets completely obliterated by a kid
>she takes the only money i had left and fucks off
>i can't buy any more food
>i can't get a job because i'm old, fat and nobady wants to hire failed pokemon trainers like me
>"Onix my old friend, use Slam... on my me