/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I've noticed that many people have been wondering how greys can have such a strong willpower that even after watching Beatani for half a year they are not interested in joining the membership. I wanted to sate the curiosity of these people by writing down my own story. Maybe the other greys have similar experiences.

When Beatani's membership first opened, I wasn't in any rush to join, and I thought I'd just join it later. I kept postponing it further and further. As time passed, the members started getting their cool loyalty badges, which made me feel like I missed the membership train. "What's the point of joining now if I'm just going to be an inferior member," I thought. But eventually, even the members who joined late started getting very high level badges. I was devastated. The chat had become a sea of green, and everyone had all these insane badges I didn't even know existed. I kept watching the streams, but without a badge I felt like an outsider among a group of friends.
But then something changed. I started noticing all these cool grey colored people in the chat and in the threads. Their color was no different from mine, yet they couldn't have been more different in terms of personality. While I was ashamed of my greyness, they were the opposite. They claimed superiority over the green colored members. They mocked them while proudly posting images of themselves. And they were handsome. They were muscular. And I realized I could be just like them. No, I was already like them - it was only my attitude and physique that needed to change. So I slowly started changing them. I started reading books, doings arts, and working out. I started posting photos of myself in the threads. When I saw a green doing something stupid - wasting money, for example - I made sure to mock him for it. Eventually, I had become a true greychad. I realized how vain I had been chasing after these worthless badges and seeking the validation of some menhera virtual YouTuber who would abandon me in a heartbeat for the sake of material goods and subscribers.
I will never join the membership, and neither should you. And even if you already did the mistake of joining, it's not too late to undo the damage. Cancel your membership RIGHT NOW. Leave Beatani's cult of jealousy and hate, and become a virtuous greychad with us.