/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Panko Manko,
Hard to diss someone when they think they’re a fiasco.
"Father, pick me, am I not as dumb as Akko?"
but she ain't Hoshino, no, she is more like Vasco.

For all the tourists, a little word play:
Rocket Lol Fortnite, and G.t.a.
Hey boss, you can almost spell normalfag,
saved by N/a/n/a/, that and Moose dash.
Hachi, Komachi, you can hear the bark,
even her mom confuses her with the shark.
Please cool it Knights, it is just a jest,
go tribute the pasta, full marks - the taste test.

"AAA you retards, it's the Italian debuff"
or maybe the neighbours, the time slot, the scuffs.
Bitch, you're a Ferrari, don’t live like a Fiat Panda,
correction required, mascot of Sadpanda.
And for a red panda she's not very red,
gets browned by a chicken, Caporetto: the thread.
Idol or jannie she herself doesn't know,
spending more time /here/, than a neet from Bangkok.

Guitar ‘n gym, damn that sure is cool,
and a backpack to erp-pdfs in preschool.
[You are pushing it, Grandma!]
It’s straight out a doujin,
I could drop the mic here like she dropped asmr streams.

"Ballz" in her mouth, hairclip with 2 bamboos,
yet she's all scripts, it's her debut.

My apologies. I guess you couldn't get that last joke,
benched for jong, just all caps IT’S TOO WOKE.
Honestly that avatar is Walmart Ruu-Ruu,
yet her real feet are no match for the tum.
Stole Confucious’ eyebrows, still pretends to be white,
even Saul Goodman would ignore her rights.

100 lyf hax just like Filthy Frank,
they are all banned, in Holo En.
Graduation timeloops, at least say Nipah,
she kinda fits kosher in the hoodie Klan.
Her artistic jokes are not even half bad,
but she cuts the stream short, cringe on the bidet:
"uuu uuu, I really am no good."
It’s not for you to decide, you fucking coon.
92 IQ and a head full of paint,
how can you judge what is entertainment?

Piano, piano, maybe that was a bit harsh.
I wouldn't want /pcg/ to think that I pick on brats,
so stop the sandbag, I know you can rap,
when you are back do your thing,
and we’ll be there to clap