/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>57309672
NIGGER AIEEE

I'm at the bottom of the world now...

Vesperoniigods who is this hag Kaela and why is she having fun with Kronii, she never laughs like this with grampa. Also where is him I miss him dearly UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>54339694
>>54339761
>>54339792
HQ IS FINALLY HERE

VesperoniiGods what is this bullshit, Kronii is not supposed to have fun with disgusting females. She never laughs this much with the squad, fuck these whores they are ruining Kronii

>>52565483
Yeah.

>>51894540
WHERE'S DADDY UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU IT'S COLD, DARK AND SCARY HERE. DADDY? DADDYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! I WANNA GO HOME. DOES HE HATE ME? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS? HE HATES ME!!! UUUUUUUUUUUUUU DADDY IM SORRY!

>>51288495
>>51290800
Vesperoniigods it has been months without a 1 on 1 collab. That bitch Fauna stole Kronii from our grampa, it's not fair

Kronii never laughs like this with Nowa oji, vesperoniigods why do we keep losing

Vesperoniigods we got too cocky, Fauna won they are having sex right, it's so fucking over

>>48201267
TOO MANY STREAMS

Genuine question guys, is this the only general on VT thats actually like, a functioning and rich community? Sapling here and you guys have it fun, all we do is mommy post...

My father has returned home. TEMPUS is healing...

HE'S RAISING HIS VOICE AAIIIIIEEEEEEEE ToT

>>45463505
Don't die IRyStobro. You'll miss out.

>>44693413
Everyone knows how to beat the damn Ender Dragon. I want to hear Magni and Bettel screaming. I want Axel to be the tank. I want Vesper to scream as he falls down. Flayon to help only to hilariously fail. Shinri and Hakka to be the only two people who are competent enough to deal damage.

I miss the chaos bros. It's not the same...

>A dozen Vesties sitting in front of a screen
>Vesper's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaa NoooooWAAAA uuuUUUU!" "Ahahaha! Yaaaaay!" "I love Nowa!"
>"Alright Vesties, I'll see you all soon! Bye-bye!"
>All of the Vesties start waving goodbye at the screen
"Bye-bye Nowa!" "Thank you Uncle Nowa!" "I love you Nowa!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling Vesties each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"N-Nowa!? Where are you? Nowa!?" "Nowa doko!?" "H-Help! I lost my uncle! uuu!"
>Panic sets in, the Vesties begin to aimlessly search for Vesper
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the Vesties succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S UNCLE!?" "I- I- I MISS NOWA!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the Vesties become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their little fists, tugging at their hair, or just screaming at the top of their lungs
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY NOWA!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD VESTIE! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "NOWAAAAAA UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the Vesties still have energy in their little bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the Vesties yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaa" "uu u uncle nowa" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for hours on end, perhaps even over a day in length
>hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vesper's BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their broshi rouses the Vesties from their torpor
"uuu..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vesper appears onscreen
>"Hello, good morning everybody. I am your host, Vesper Noir, the resident scholar of the adventurer's guild Tempus and a member of Holostars English."
>The Vesties, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"NOWA!" "UNCLE NOWA'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the Vesties take their seats and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

gm vesties
I MISS HIM
good thing the tourney is friendly to my timezone
time to watch grandpa job and cringe live lol

>>42925982
That fucking sucks, I'm never making fun of you thirdworlders again...

who are the punished? eurobros?
F T_T

>A dozen Vesties sitting in front of a screen
>Vesper's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaa NoooooWAAAA uuuUUUU!" "Ahahaha! Yaaaaay!" "I love Nowa!"
>"Alright Vesties, I'll see you all soon! Bye-bye!"
>All of the Vesties start waving goodbye at the screen
"Bye-bye Nowa!" "Thank you Uncle Nowa!" "I love you Nowa!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling Vesties each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"N-Nowa!? Where are you? Nowa!?" "Nowa doko!?" "H-Help! I lost my uncle! uuu!"
>Panic sets in, the Vesties begin to aimlessly search for Vesper
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the Vesties succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S UNCLE!?" "I- I- I MISS NOWA!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the Vesties become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their little fists, tugging at their hair, or just screaming at the top of their lungs
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY NOWA!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD VESTIE! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "NOWAAAAAA UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the Vesties still have energy in their little bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the Vesties yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaa" "uu u uncle nowa" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for hours on end, perhaps even over a day in length
>hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vesper's BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their broshi rouses the Vesties from their torpor
"uuu..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vesper appears onscreen
>"Hello, good morning everybody. I am your host, Vesper Noire, the resident scholar of the adventurer's guild Tempus and a member of Holostars English."
>The Vesties, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"NOWA!" "UNCLE NOWA'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the Vesties take their seats and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

>>42485022
It was just a bit Jeff Bezos. Let my boy go.

>>42237184
PAPA HELP ME

>shovels down burgers for his own stream 3 hours earlier
>fucks off for the big anniversary stream