/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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This thread shall be pink

Deadbeats? More like deadfeets
Teamates? More like peemates
Takodachis? More like like my personal onahole
Chumbuds? More like dumbuds
KFP? More like KFPoo

>>14237413
Don’t you know? if you have someone as a picture its means they’re your oshi. I’m a deadbeat by the way and I think everyone in Hololive but Luna should graduate

>>8325813
Why yes I am a deadbeat as you can tell by my use of a Mori image

dojinbeat here with the page complete
https://litter.catbox.moe/yekz7w.png

can writebeat help make lewd dialogue because Im not good with that. I even added some prompts in the picture as to what I envision

I want Mori here to be fully lovey dovey dere mode as the 'gap' of her personality in contrast to her regular self.
https://litter.catbox.moe/x6elgn.zip
This is a zip of some dialogues i took from some other dojinshi that I like that should help with what I'm tryna say

>>7228427
rumao

Why do you guys need an avatarfag to tell you what streams are currently live when you could just

>Use https://schedule.hololive.tv/
>Open your own subscription box
>Use Jetri/Holodex

>>6004878
You know what’s more fucked up? I saw Calli at a 7/11 in Tokyo yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “guh? guh? guh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen wine bottles in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “miss, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bottle and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence my dude,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>5946167
DM'ing three separate campaigns of HunterMyth and multiple one on one sessions a week with members across all 9 EN, 6 ID and 4 KR generations. She hasn't released a song or played a video game on stream in four years, and the only thing keeping her going is Gura's undying excitement for every new campaign.

>>4975796
Ah, I see , damn, it's not even gonna guarantee if those fewer streams are gonna be good too, definitely feel kind of sad

>>4593235
>I have the best fanbase! I love you guys!
>But I will also NEVER listen to you. Ever.

Do you think you would enjoy Hololive more if you weren't hopelessly addicted to /hlgg/?

>I'm not!
You are.

>>3995943
>In an alternate universe, there's a community of JOPs who are getting extremely mad at complaining EOPs after Mori decided to stop using her recorder to thank superchats, since they thought it was cute and funny

>>3859684
It's always safe, "deadbeat"

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>On a coaster

>>3700396
How interesting.

>Be an uber driver in Japan
>A dreadful chill runs down my spine as I check my phone and see that the order I just accepted was from HER again
>Ring the door bell with a trembling finger
>An impossibly deep voice booms from somewhere inside the apartment
>"OH, A PINPON!"
>Thunderous footsteps approach the door and it swings open so hard you swear it's about to fall off its hinges
>A 5'6" foreign amazoness looms head and shoulders over you
>"YO DUDE BIG UPS, YOU WERE SO FAST! I BET THAT FOOD IS HELLA HOT MY MAN!"
>Try your best to overcome the fear as you attempt to remember your High School English class
>"S-Sorry... no crepes... I'm fine thank you, and you?"
>Hand over the food as quickly as possible and flee to the car since you're terrified she's about to drag you inside and show you her Commodore Perry

I fucking hate this woman

>>2432560
I've wanted this since the jap stream, Gooruh would look wierd as fuck with glasses though

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thanks bros, seems risky but very fun.

>Be an uber driver in Japan
>A dreadful chill runs down my spine as I check my phone and see that the order I just accepted was from HER again
>Ring the door bell with a trembling finger
>An impossibly deep voice booms from somewhere inside the apartment
>"OH, A PINPON!"
>Thunderous footsteps approach the door and it swings open so hard you swear it's about to fall off its hinges
>A 5'6" foreign amazoness looms head and shoulders over you
>"YO DUDE BIG UPS, YOU WERE SO FAST! I BET THAT FOOD IS HELLA HOT MY MAN!"
>Try your best to overcome the fear as you attempt to remember your High School English class
>"S-Sorry... no crepes... I'm fine thank you, and you?"
>Hand over the food as quickly as possible and flee to the car since you're terrified she's about to drag you inside and show you her Commodore Perry

I fucking hate this woman

>>2305911
Who do you think?