/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>45365933
>you have to be able to sing to join hololife
https://streamable.com/a68jna

>>31164025
hey everybody! look at this FOOL!

>>11380171
He's a little special

>Who is Kyrie?
>His Girlfriend?
>his sister?
Haha, funny you mention those two possibilities Gura, you wouldn't believe what I'm about to say!

I want to take danchou to the premium rounge...

FUCK HAS GURA BEEN STREAMING, GOD DAMNIT I MISSED THE WHOLE FUCKING DAY
Has she been having fun, guys? I swear, it would be great if she liked cars. Just a few weeks ago I drove a five hour round trip to go to the race track in Connecticut and drive some fucking fast ones for a bit.
Also why the fuck are we so deep into the thread on page 5 and not, like, 8 or some shit, that's wild

I have decided.
The current state of separation is no longer satisfactory.
Currently, we use an outdated system of generations and regions to distinguish between Holos, but this is inefficient. To lump girls together by something as arbitrary as the nation they were born into, or the language they speak, or the time of their arrival, is completely at odds with rationality.
Instead, I propose a new system of measurement. No longer will we separate the girls by Generation, no longer will we distinguish between JP, ID, or EN.
From this day forth, I say we use the new distinction system: Chest size. Split into three branches, HoloFlat, HoloFirm, and HoloFat.
HoloFlat will be girls who are flat as a board, up to girls with a moderate plump to their bust. Think from Gura or Rushia to girls like Pekora or Suisei. Small cups.
HoloFirm will be girls with average breast sizes. The girls whose breasts can comfortably fit into a hand. Girls from a range of Fubuki to Polka, for instance.
Finally, HoloFat will be for girls with large breasts, bigger than you would reasonably hold in one hand. Girls like Botan, Choco, Mel, Noel. That will be their place.
What do you say, brothers and sisters? Cast aside the false dichotomy of nationality, language, age and time! Join me in the pursuit of a world where Breast Makes Best!

>>5801131
I AM a dungeon master!

HoloJP has full Square Perms, and EN is still working out the kinks in that.
There's a non-zero chance that one of these girls is going to play Final Fantasy "I'm going to Kill Chaos" Origins.
Even better: There's a high chance that it could be Noel, and that this game plays like Nioh

>>5414967
YOU NIGGAS KNOW ABOUT THE PEPSI PDF?
WHAT THE FUCK, I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD REAL ONES HERE

>>5154038
There can only be one

but how can they compete with her though

>Mori, when describing a wistful memory, literally inserts a sepia tone over the dreamscape
I'm losing my mind

>>4515155
I wanted to save the world and I thought water was like a circus tent, you know, where you can fill it up by stuffing it to capacity, but you could also fill it up by using tentpoles to extend the surface area to it's limit without fully filling the volume out?
I thought you could use atomic bonds as makeshift tentpoles and that water was just a big tent that contains atomic bonds inside of it.

JWU, we cool today?

God ame must be stinky
imagine Noel sniffing ame down.....

>>803269
>normal people tastes

【Good news】 Noel has finally made it to Hino-enma

>>770336
You have Noel as you oshi right??

>>652760
BUT THAT'S THE BEST PART!