/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>57797767
That's probably what this is about. The dirty balloon popped and they came in here

Also I'm happy Lumi has such a nice new friend in Jerry. They make a great pair like a couple of muppets.

>>53587167
And that's a good thing.

>>53587341
My anti-social qualities extended towards those who might otherwise care about me and provide relief from my conditions. You can always filter liaschizo!

Last thread was fine

>>42423865
Thank you for humoring my trash.

So ya thought ya might like to go to the stream
To feel the warm thrill of confusion, that space cadet glow
I've got some bad news for you sunshine
Lumi isn't well, she stayed back at the hotel
And they sent us along as a surrogate band
We're gonna find out where you fans really stand
Are there any >>37090165 in the thread tonight?
Get them up against the wall
(Against the wall)
Now there's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me
Get him up against the wall
(Against the—)
And that one looks >>37090234 and that one's a >>37090218!
Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
There's one smoking a >>37090206 and another with >>37090325
If I had my way, I'd have all of them shot!

>>32512997
I WANT TO TRUST

>>31702971
I would but Loom's big fat pai' hole is hogging it all up.

>>31681646
https://youtu.be/jG1rLXhXctI?t=1662
The true art of the commedia dell'arte as revivified by the mastery of Loom is that her self depreciating caricature of ignorance to the world can as easily be reflected by on a certain demographic of her viewerbase delighting the self reflecting fundamental truth of reality. The ambiguity and open ended intention of Loom's celestial play is the means by which she manifests the beauty of the holographic reality which within we are all trapped. She GETS IT.

>>31192124
I have almost zero chest hair, I have like 20 hairstrands around both of my nipples and as much of a beard as a random chink
>>31192171
My grandfathers father or grandfathers grandfather was a 2+ metres tall Russian dude.
WE ARE
he was a fun dude, since he was so big he built some of his farm buildings on communal property and no one said anything since he was a big fucking bear. I think it was him that also traveled to america and felled redwood trees. My parents wanted to name me Nikolaj after him but they chickened out so I wouldnt get bullied by having a russian name

Lumi orders coffee on amazon, are all yanks like this? Why don't you go to your local shop that sells tea and coffee. Thank god my country is refusing to use amazon for anything

Stop being a fat pig

>>30425455
Instead of having an oshi that is vague get yourself an oshi that will call you a fat fuck that needs to eat less to your face

>>30428139
eating HATE

>>30318653
This fucker hates potatoes and white rice, she called the chat fat fucks that could eat less and called asians "fucking rice eaters"
dare i say fucking based, she radiated extreme amounts of stacy bitch energy

I can't find Lumi's deep dive VOD, anyone have a link or archive?

Lumi being transphobic on stream right now, I wonder what Hime has to say about that

>>30093540
If I can't sleep do to the breathy tittering giggles of this awesome blonde bimbo there's no reason you should cellmate. Have you even let the love of Phase Connect take root in your heart?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGBByXajWKg

I hate vtubers. I hate Phase Connect. I hate Lumi, Lia, Pippa, Tenma, other puppets. Their very existence is like bringing an assault rifle to a picnic the vulgarity of their honed social reaping is an affront to the natural order and Im tired of pretending that these grifters aren't naturally opposed to your genuine well being. I CAN FEEL THE INSANITY BURNING IN MY MIND SEARING FRESH NUERAL PATHWAYS AS I COMPREHEND THEIR BEAUTY FLASH SETTING FOREVER MEMORIES IN THE UNFATHOMABLE DEPTHS OF MY CONSCIOUSNESS HOT AND DEBILITATING LIKE GRABBING A LIVE WIRE FROM A TRANSFORMER WHY WONT THESE WOMEN LET ME BE FREE ANON WERE MY TRANSGRESSIONS SO WRONG?

>>30018716
lumi

>>30006654
16 cm long 16.5 cm circumference here

Lumi is my Kamioshi now. Can't believe that bitch Pippa wanted to pander to filthy bugbrains. On the other hand, she rejects these xeno filth and continues to be immersed in the wonderful world of Warhammer.
All Hail Kaneko Lumi, the God-Empress of /vst/.

>>29697518
>pedo calling others pedos
Just accept that you are the same as pippa watchers or change your oshi to a real woman

>>29601026
Wrong thread but agreed, she is made for fucking and marrying

>>29477059
I got diagnosed autism and a genetic disease and I jerk off exclusively to the impregnation tag