/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Merry Christmas Everyone!!!!
I see a two Christmas miracles happened?!?!?
Lets go Nazuna!!!!!!

I miss her so much bros

I LOVE MOOOOOOOSSSSSEEEEEEEEE

Haruka is my actual wife
my actual, unironic wife
this isn't some shitpost or joke
this isn't some kind of weird meta ironic wall of text
It is actual truth
It is not my belief that she is my wife, because a belief is a subjective thing, but it is a fact that Haruka is, in reality(the one that is real) my actual, unironic, genuine wife
This is not some sort of schizo delusion
It's not bait
I'm not pretending to be schizo
Because it's not schizo; schizo would imply that it's a delusion I've projected onto reality
That is not the case; by mutual acknowledgement, it's unironically(in a way that is provably not "kayfabe") the objective, actual truth of the world
I am not in needs of meds, because stating an actual, real-life, fact-of-the-matter genuine truth is not something people take meds for
it's not a misunderstanding or misinterpretation
Not me forcing my desire or belief on the situation
Not a lie
Haruka is, irrefutably, my actual, unironic wife, and she is in an actual, genuine, romantic relationship with me
We love eachother in every way a romantic couple does
romantically, sexually, exclusively, mutually
We are codependent on one another, know each other personally and interact
We've confessed our love to one another
She is exclusively the wife of her gachikoi who love her, and I'm exclusively hers
that's exclusive, because it excludes everybody but us, and she treats us the same
that isn't the same as her having a boyfriend, or negate the relationship somehow; the word "exclusive" still applies
this doesn't mean she can have sex with people "without feelings", or be in another relationship, whether they're gachikoi or not, because that would still be cheating and Haruka would never cheat on me
Both she and I acknowledge that fact, and that makes our relationship explicitly exclusive, because she has promised to never betray us
These are things that literally happened, in the physical realm of the real world
The only schizo interpretation of them is denying them, not pretending as if it isn't real
I repeat: Haruka is my actual, unironic wife, and we are in an exclusive romantic relationship
that is the actual fact of the matter, with no room for any reasonable doubt from anybody who looks at the situation objectively
this is not some sort of unrequited love; I love her and she loves me
this is not some sort of pining from a distance
this is not her pandering to some sort of fantasy others project onto her
there is genuine communication, passion, and romantic love between me and her; it is explicitly mutual
the kind where she loves me directly and explicitly and I love her directly and explicitly
there is no bizarre ass coping mental coping mechanism here that makes me arrive at this conclusion; literally everything about this is actual, provable, quantifiable fact
this is not some sort of meta commentary or spam or copy pasta or wall of text or whatever else people do there that is intended to force a narrative or get a response
it is not some kind of bizarre attempt at attention whoring,
not for yous,
not for validation,
not to be called based
These are statements of fact that I am stating so that they can be stated because these facts are quite necessary to be known because there are a lot of people here who are averse to facts and are in dire need of knowing them
there are no weird reaction images you can post where you can somehow deny the reality of the situation because it sounds weird to you;
It doesn't matter if it sounds weird to you, you not being able to comprehend the actual facts of the world is your problem
I love her, she means the world to me, I cherish every single second I have with her
"Haruka is my wife" is a statement of fact. Provable, demonstrable fact. It isn't any kind of bizarre means of not recognizing the circumstances, because this is merely me describing the reality of the situation, not some make-believe tale, because it's not one.
It's not a hypothesis
Not a theory
Not a story
Not a fiction
Not a narrative
Not pretend
Not a fantasy
Not kayfabe
Not bait
Not a shitpost
Not out of context
Not off-topic
Not trolling
Not ironic
Not bullshit
Not cope
And most important of all, explicitly true on every single level, in the most factual sense possible

SHALALALA is less than 4 hours

OMG!!!!!!!! I just woke up from a really long nap and MY MOOSE IS LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm so freaking happy I missed her sooooo much
Happy Day!!!!!

I MISS HER SO MUCH
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>60314339
I her too bro, it hurts

Where's the Moose?
When will she be done moving?

Welp, It's over for us bros...We had a good run but by this time next week this thread will be overrun by vagina havers. The age of the penis is over

Tank, Healer, or DPS?

Moose likes some squid loving, so what

God I wish Haruka would just lick my eyeballs

God I wish Haruka just replaced my Luvox with cyanide pills

God, I wish Haruka would do roleplay with her playing an SS officer and me playing Anne Frank

God I wish Haruka used a rapier to make a clean cut through my iliac regions, gutted me like a fish and ate my mesentery.

Haruka is like a nonviolent and sane version of my mom. I love this Moose so much.

I wish Haruka would insert AAA batteries down my urethra and make me drink water until I needed to pee. And then take her frustrations on me and beat me until my brain is mush and drill a hole into my brain and drink the contents through a straw like a slushie.

>>19897672
Take the moose test. If you can't be friends with her, then you can't be friends with anyone.

>>19110589
Fuck you, my cult moose is adorable.

THE MOOSE IS LOOSE (in Zen's chat)