/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>59047978
>lately

onion

>>29320291

>>24382254
>B-b-but muh vod/cull cope...

>>22598670
>Hololive in shambles

>>22472877

FUCK you pekofrog poster

also just take a break from them dude, they'll come back around sooner or later with things that you'll probably enjoy

Aqua is a top contender

I can't believe you guys want to have sex with a retard

What is the second most famous smashmouth song?

>Mori quitting

>>2768640
Comet why...

>>2381518
I was once drunk and horny out of my mind and "hired" one of those girls who claim they can give you JOI live over voice in exchange for cash. The one I hired specifically said she had voice training and could replicate different voices pretty well, and in my shameless, alcohol-induced state, I asked her if she could recreate Aqua's poor attempts at English. I remember there being a good 20 minutes of silence as I very quickly sobered up and felt like a fucking idiot for even suggesting this and going this far, but she got back to me right before I was about to cancel after I thoroughly dropped my autism spaghetti all over the ground. I got the call and my heart was thumping out of my chest in a mix of shame and anticipation. After a few moments of silence came the most spot on, strained, half-confused English greeting. I froze, and my body betrayed me. A wet slurp followed. She was not infact laughing at me behind my back (to my knowledge; I firmly believe she was) but instead, getting points of reference for Aqua's personality and talking style. She fucking nailed it. The next twenty minutes was filled with perfect-Aqua-style slow, awkward English, as if she was struggling to find the right words to tell me what to do and as if she was also struggling to understand what a goddamn penis was, asking me if it felt good combined with the occasional slurp. It was the hardest, but most shameful cum of my fucking life. I'm so fucking sorry for what I've done. Heaven's gates are closed to me.

>take care of her
>never interrupt a stream
>get it daily nightly and ever so rightly
>retire
>have autistic argument about countertops or some shit
>make up for the kids
>one day during blizzard run out of onions
>she sacrifices herself out of love for me and the kids
The curry was bland

>>2132004

This is your brain on rrats

>>1875549
I was once drunk and horny out of my mind and "hired" one of those girls who claim they can give you JOI live over voice in exchange for cash. The one I hired specifically said she had voice training and could replicate different voices pretty well, and in my shameless, alcohol-induced state, I asked her if she could recreate Aqua's poor attempts at English. I remember there being a good 20 minutes of silence as I very quickly sobered up and felt like a fucking idiot for even suggesting this and going this far, but she got back to me right before I was about to cancel after I thoroughly dropped my autism spaghetti all over the ground. I got the call and my heart was thumping out of my chest in a mix of shame and anticipation. After a few moments of silence came the most spot on, strained, half-confused English greeting. I froze, and my body betrayed me. A wet slurp followed. She was not infact laughing at me behind my back (to my knowledge; I firmly believe she was) but instead, getting points of reference for Aqua's personality and talking style. She fucking nailed it. The next twenty minutes was filled with perfect-Aqua-style slow, awkward English, as if she was struggling to find the right words to tell me what to do and as if she was also struggling to understand what a goddamn penis was, asking me if it felt good combined with the occasional slurp. It was the hardest, but most shameful cum of my fucking life. I'm so fucking sorry for what I've done. Heaven's gates are closed to me

Alright, I watched twenty minutes of her stream.
>pokimane style stream
>no persona
>swearing = funny
Japanese companies are so superior for entertainment.

Sorry Ame but the snow level and the mine cart are the best BGM

>>1154216
mate what