/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Good morning, and welcome to a special edition of Polka News! Poruka Oruka? Oru yo!

>BREAKING NEWS
Pierrots sans Frontières has officially been funded! We have a special interview with the executive board of the new organization, but first, we reached out to the angel investors who engaged in a fiery bidding war to help strike ground. They had this to say:

>Aki is very cute.
>Haachamachamaaaa~
>konkoyo! today, too, is the best day to buy koyolabo!

Riveting! And now, we'll go to our woman on the ground, Omaru Polka.

Thanks, Polka! I'm Omaru Polka, and I'm here with the CEO of PSF, Omaru Polka; the COO of PSF, Omaru Polka; and the CFO of PSF, Poruru Abyssgard. Thanks for joining me, ladies. Your potential investors have some questions, which we've prepared for you:

>What are your plans for the immediate future?
We used our generous initial investment to establish a starting position with our four main coins - NePoLaBo. We want to cut some questions off at the head: yes, Polka is at a little bit of a premium right now, and yes, we bought. We're willing to accept some early losses incurred by this choice, because we plan to offset it by investing in Marine who, as you know, is a member of Yakamashi Girls with Lamy. We expect significant returns thanks to this, without abandoning our core principles of spreading the wisdom of Polka.

>What about your long-term plans?
We don't anticipate attempting to conquer or control the market, although we do anticipate and strive for growth - we believe that every dollar earned by PSF is a dollar for the glory of Polka. Investors can expect us to maintain course on investing into NePoLaBo and their friends. As you know, one million YouTube subscribers creates one (1) Polka; in the same vein, we believe every ten billion net worth our group achieves will equate to one (1) Polka. We aim to achieve at least 100 Polka.

>How about fees?
Initially, fees will remain low while we establish trust and a position in the market, especially with our early premium buy of Polka potentially shaking investor confidence. We plan to offer steep discounts for special occasions like birthdays, anniversaries, and collabs - so you can expect at least five 0-fee days a year!

>What kind of research have you done?
Our analysts are still in the process of truly learning the market, but we are proud subscribers to the Seiso Market Update.

>Any other news for potential investors?
Yes: shares of PSF are now OPEN TO THE PUBLIC! Buy buy buy!