/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>73000235
>My first ever dono! I'm so happy to finally be able to support her!!!
I am still mad that I couldn't find a job before she came back. Why did I have to graduate from Uni in such a bad time. I just realized that Mint doesn't have an angry/upset face

>>58649580
IT SHNOULD BE ILLEGAL. POMU SHOULD BE IN PRISON.

Telling Pomu you're not gonna buy boba tea for her

>>52953686

I want to smell Pomu's butthole desu

I'll say this, I'd rather have aloucreeps that get off to animals being crushed by feet than rosebuds "enjoying" children

>>37278787
...I'm not against the idea at all but wouldn't that hurt with the green bow and sharp hair parts?

>>36775991

>>33986413
I-I'm the Pomudachi you ordered to undress and stand in line to wait for an "inspection" yesterday
I've been waiting ever since..

>>33940561
Take your eyes off my husbandwife Pomu

>>33358200
>since she'll never view these posts anyway

>>33072172
Iluna were good hires and anyone who says otherwise is a baiting tempissfag

>>32195369
most of you are ass holes but you're our ass holes, don't miss movie night (actually afternoon) with the homies this weekend

>>32000734
shit taste, i like selen's new outfit a lot

Reimu has Vox wrapped around her fucking fingers SO hard.
Vox always falls for Reimu, he's whipped beyond belief.

>Elira streams minecraft
>Pomu joins
>Luca sees Pomu is ingame and jumps in after her like a desperate faggot
>This is usually where Sonny would jump in but he's still traumatized by what Pomu said to him so he won't be joining
>Selen sees Pomu in and doesn't want her to have eyes for anybody else so she joins too and starts fucking around with Pomu
Why won't people leave my FUCKING FAIRY WIFE ALONE? Stop fucking lusting after her, Pomu is for the Pomudachis.

I fear I'm the oldest person here, how old is everyone?

I'm 35, please don't label me as grandpa, I can be like the cool kids...

>>30902478
I hate to admit this but yesterday, I jerked off in a jar with an ant in it, my cum suffocated it.

I imagined it was Pomu

>>30653324
>>30653410
Women typed these posts.
Not all females are vapid whores like yous who only think of money. She's not gonna leave her sweetheart because he's poor like she is. Dumb cunts, you disgust me.

>>30492558
>When we die, we at least go to heaven and have an afterlife
Who will tell him?

Man, poor Pomu.
That's not on, why did those malicious fucks do that knowing it'll be a pain in the ass to fix?

Pomu, let's be menheras together. Come to me.

I genuinely only ever get depressed when I fall into the vtuber hole again.
Once the depression builds up to being nuclear, I have a menhera breakdown and stop watching them altogether and everything starts to heal.
Seriously, watching them only has the illusion of bringing me joy. In reality it's a descent through a dark winding spiral into the abyss.

Man. This sucks. I don't even look bad. I'm quite confident too, but I don't go out anymore.
I should have put more effort into picking up a girl when I was in my teens, it was so easy back then picking up girls but I never got into any relationships, it was all purely physical.
Now I long for my soulmate but everyone is so isolated these days.
Think about it. How do I find a girl like Pomu? Where's a girl like Pomu going to be? I'll tell you where, at home. Same as Finana. Same as Enna. Same as Elira.
Yeah they go out together every now and then, but the vast majority of time they're in their own home.
I long for my cute neet soulmate, I just wanna do the same stuff I'm doing now but with a gf who shares my interests.
This fucking sucks. Nothing else will heal this. I need a girl I love in my arms, it's the only way.

It really fucking sucks that they lost Macross permissions.