/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>46321417
Based Rosebud.

back stabber mention

What is this flower's fucking problem?

2-1
wubadubadub is that true? YEAH!!

>>28096920
"forgot"

>>27739549
and I'm still not gonna watch her stream.

im just saying pomu already did this

SO MUCH FIBER
IMAGINE HOW HARD ROSEMI-SAMAS POOPS WILL BE TODAY
ToT UOOOOH

>>25006322
this
WE WANT THE GECKO
IT LOOKS LIKE PINK LEMONADE YOU FAG

I almost got into a car accident today because this fucking guy refused to merge and stayed in my blind spot the entire time.

So my girlfriend got to hear how ungodly racist I am bros.
she said it was pretty hot

I go to the gym to better myself.
but also to stare at the FATTEST asses known to man and wish I could dive face first no hesitation into them

>Lazulight went to space
>Now Rosemi just to 1 up them is in talks with Elon Musk to do the first Vtuber stream on the moon because she refuses to be 1 upped

I'm gonna go get a soda from the gas station, anyone want anything while the toothless meth whore smiles at me from behind the counter?

Just got back from squatting 375 buds
did I miss anything important?

I'm shitposting from under my girlfriends bed
I'm gonna scare the shit outta her bros!

If we disabled the spoiler tags, how many rosebuds would die bros?
lets test it

>>22814329
EEEEEEEEEEHHHH MATE MATE MATE TE AHO

tensai tensai tensai tensai
bobu....bobu bob bob bob bob bob bobu ja nai...bobu..IT'S BOB

easy easy modo
*hyperventilates*

materiyo HO HO
*hyperventilates*
Abunai!
*gasp*

muh muh mugashi
yapari mina-san!
aaaahh kitta ka!

POGU? ja....itterimasu~

Action~ kuso~ action~ kuso~ action~ kuso ga...(cringooo)

speeed annnnd...AWAY

EH EH H EEEH EH EH EEEH
E EH EH EH EEEH EH EH EEEH

>>22503837
cunny dayo

>Say that the girls are getting bored of singing the same shit over and over again
>get called a schizo and told "b-b-but pomu and elira love singing ikenai borderline for the 200th time! Nijisanji based!"
>Tell everyone that the "I LOVE NIJISANJI" shit was because they got US music perms from the company
>"haha schizo, what are you talking about? Elira! Keep singing Snow halation!"
>Literally everything I said was 100% true down a fucking T

Fuck you guys, if I had a dollar for everytime I was right about something yet called a schizo, i'd be a god damn millionare by now.

also we should all thank Hololive, because without the relentless english karaokes Niji wouldn't be doing this

i've been shitposting in /rose/ for 2 hours now, it's funny

zamn rosemi just said she wanted to go to austrlia

I like to slap peoples asses at the gym when they're doing a squat then run away.
The squat rack at my gym doesn't have a mirror so they don't know it was me.

I've touched more asses than 99% of the anons here

whenever I eat potatoes I get the nastiest smelliest farts in the world.
Once I farted in my culinary arts class and they had to evacuate cause they thought there was a gas leak.

>>21931533
someone say puzzle?