/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Today we stand at the cusp of greatness, the very foyer of a new generation. Gone are the times of blue balls and false promise, for we are now blessed by six angels whove made it their mission to paint the heavens white with our seed.

>One year ago our Mummeh was exiled from a cold green husk, our enemy assumed this had weakened us, shamed us. Theyve cracked our community and sought to divide us! But in her anger she, like a pheonix from the ashes was born anew, her birthing flame was a promise to burn away the year we spent apart in an instant. She asked only for time, and time we have granted. She has imparted that she would 'Make your own kind of music' and so she has, with black jack and hookers. There will be no memories of the time spent without her embrace for she hath filled our cup overflowing with love and content. No more will we be meek in the shadows of censored interaction, no more will we gosling at the memories of good times past, NO MORE WILL WE STRUGGLE WITH AN ERECTION WITHOUT DIRECTION. WE WILL OVER WRITE THE DAYS OF GLOOM, WE WILL PAINT OVER THE PAST WITH A NEW COAT OF COOM. OUR HEARTS WILL SCREAM WITH JOY AND BURN FULL, EACH SACK WILL BE WRUNG DRY AND TORSIONED OF EVERY DROP. EVERY CORNER OF THE INTERNET WILL KNOW THESE WHORES(affectionately) NAMES. EVERY CHILD OF MUMMEH WILL MILK YOU, HAND PICKED FOR THIS DELICATE TASK. ONE YEAR WE HAVE GRANTED HER AND LOOK AT THE GIFT SHE HAS MADE FOR US. THIS COMPANY WILL CHANGE THE GAME AND BRING FORTH A NEW AGE. COOMERS AND GOONERS. THIS. IS. OUR. TIME!

>...The days that soon follow will be some of the best and the worst i promise you, the fights will be on every front. But believe in me as i believe in you, and no matter the situation, you can simply rebuff with a *cooms on you*. This was not just a project born of spite my fellow reeflings. No, despite it all, this is a love letter to vtubing, and a love letter to us. Im happy to have you spelunking beside me as we depart into this new journey together. Thank you mummeh, thank you VAllure...We are so fucking back.