/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>74184519
Baked. Migrate when ready.

Now hold on there.

>>50890963
Crack open a bear

>>50512187
I've met a regular bear before.

>>50402845
I'm a bear.

>>39666766
>Applied to join hololive 4 times, didn't get a call back for 3 of those
>doxxed herself on her VERY FIRST tweet by showing off her distinctive artstyle
>Doxxed everyone in gen 5 by following them on twitter
>misspelled vtuber as vtuべr, leading it to become the #1 trend in japan
>scheduled a guerilla singing stream because her monetization accidentally got enabled, leading to people calling her kanecchi
>drank 60-70+ sips of water over the course of 3 hours during her first superchat reading and didn't use the bathroom until the last 20 minutes
>had a fall guys stream where 90% of it was her shouting her own name
>managed to wipe a full squad and simultaneously do only 83 damage in a single game in apex
>ate alone in the toilet at school
>decided that the first thing to do after meeting god in craftopia was to punch him in the face
>desynced in craftopia so hard that the dungeon boss was still shooting her even after it died
>decided to read a full blown confession from a fan's marshmellow live
>replied to a twitter account named crap_gay thinking it was watson when holoEN debuted
>spilled juice in her lap and couldn't stop sniffing it on stream and asked chat if they wanted to lick it
>got baited by chat to type "if you study japanese in nene, you will fail"
>referred to huke as hukeweb sensei
>accidentally wiped her PC installing minecraft
>destroyed the entire nene production office and revealed that nenepro was a black company
>died 16 times in under 2 hours during the first gen 5 Minecraft collab
>Was welcomed in Japanese by Iofi at her debut and replied that she does not speak much english.
>thought "te amo" was the french term for "I love you"
>scored 3 on Choco's academic test
>ran and jumped into bed, completely missed and ended up sleeping on the floor
>Started her Minecraft adventures by dying 16 times in a row, punching cats and chanting about destruction on Twitter after ending a stream with her going on a suicidal rampage with TNT
>Accidentally flooded gen 5's building in Minecraft, forgot to place torches back down which spawned a creeper that blew up a chunk of her room
>Put her name in reverse when building her room in the gen 5 building, displaying "ヨИヨИ MI" when viewed from the outside
>Avoided an entire shitstorm about janitors by skipping a Minecraft collab with the rest of her genmates because she wanted to stream Rhythm Heaven instead
>Was given souvenirs by Kiara after their collab, but didn't have anything to give in return, so she gave her some gummies she had on her
>Unironically thought iCarly, Victorious and Hannah Montana were emotional western romantic dramas and made Kiara die of laughter when she told her, then proceeded to ask chat on a future stream for reassurance only for them to laugh as well
>Trapped herself in a room she made as a prank for Botan
>Lost 51% of nenepro stocks to HAACHAMA of all people, becoming an underling in her own company
>Siphoned Korone's spanish audience in one fell swoop with a pinned message, making her their new queen
>Has collabed with Iofi at least twice and still mispelled her name as "Ioli." Also told her she skips cutscenes in RPGs after being told she likes them.
>she would call an unsharpened pencil a magic wand, mix grass into water and call it a potion, write down cool anime lines to her notebook and wear a bandaid on her nose because she thought it was cool. She wanted an eyepatch too, but couldn't because she didn't have enough money to see an optician.
>several people were unable to sleep in Minecraft because she went AFK for hours after a stream
>managed to creep out Matsuri by asking her to bottle snot for her
>Asserted her dominance in Minecraft by slapping Polka's ass then burying her in a wall of dirt
>Co-coined "5mennasai" during Subaru's 5th death falling off the Shubagelion when she told her she didn't count her 4th
>Spammed Polka's twitter to the point of being blocked
>Shamelessly admitted during a pizza stream she wants men to click their tongues at her when they pass by then said if Gin-san wasn't her ideal man then it would be Walt Disney
>Got lost in the city and ran around shouting "waaaaaaaaaah" when going out with her genmates
>Served a customer that asked for salmon steak and boiled potatoes a pile of sardines and a raw potato
>The only Holo with her Steam profile unprivated and has her "real name" set as "mo-momosusuzuzuzuznenenene"
>Went live with a "1 kill" APEX endurance stream, got kills every match so she didn't count them and ended the last match with 7 kills + champion...then did a 100 diamond Minecraft endurance that same day
>Crashed during the Momotetsu collab...and still won through the AI that took her place
>Didn't get a 3D model or a New Years outfit at the same time as her genmates due to undergoing a total redesign and instead drew her own new years outfit and made a stream for it an hour before the actual costume reveals