/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>23903898
least dedicated green, we should all aspire to be half as based as him

Kneel

Presenting the Kardboard Kutout Koopa 2000! This life-sized (small) bedroom buddy will keep you company, and her loving but judgmental never-blinking gaze will watch over you no matter where in the room you are, and make sure you're doing all the right self-improvement reps! Made with nothing but leftover cardboard, paper, printer ink, craft glue, masking tape, autism, and love (with just a pinch of scuff)! The only two rules for owning this glorious oshi effigy is to never do anything lewd to it, and to take care of it. Because not unlike the real Koopa, she is fragile! She'll probably have more of a positive impact on your life than your actual mother! This is the only time you can call Koopa flat (but why would you want to?)! Order today!
Why did I make this?