/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>be me, world renowned bio engineer
>at the cusp of world changing assassin virus
>will literally allow any government to silently kill anyone with a specific DNA
>gonna be rich as fuck
>chilling in Sapienza golf course for a few days
>rent out some mansion in an island and have some top-A security
>literally no one can penetrate this fortress
>hear screaming coming from behind
>turn around
>some bald psycho is running towards me
>"I'M JUST A GUY WITH A CAN OF SAUCE!!!"
>blink a few times trying to make sure I'm seeing clearly
>>"I'M JUST A GUY WITH A CAN OF SAUCE!!!"
>is this an assassin? how did he get past security
>I pull out my gun and get ready to fire
>have serious doubts knowing whoever's after my research probably sent their bests
>"I'M JUST A GUY WITH A CAN OF SAUCE!!!"
>psycho runs up the stairwell completely avoiding me
>continues to shout he's just a guy with a can of sauce
>can still hear his screams to this day
i've seen some shit