/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>88104498
only if you look really hard
>>88104505
oh yeah? explain this then

>>86961222
nta but yeah i do choose to do choose to white knight for my wife when she's getting shit on in public especially by someone like you saying the things you do
that's different than going to some other thread to try and tear down someone like you
you have some kind of mental illness if you can't reflect and see the difference

>>85263192
yeah my void person hands

you can be my father in law i don't mind, not sure i'm trusting you alone with our kids though

>>83349682
let the record show my pregnancy posting is not related to my expectations for the future of this relationship and i am around with the expectation that i will never even see her with my own eyes perchance potentially

would you have intercourse with the fallen shadow for $1000? me on the right btw
Captcha: SDRAT (Standard Definition Rat)

me & shondo

>>80543549
if they were just a bit smaller this would be perfect

If shondo was my wife I would literally never stop trying to impregnate her. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. Every single one of her remaining eggs will be put to maximum possible use, she will become the most optimized woman in history. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make shondo as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll help her develop recipes suited to her nutritional needs specifically to increase the chances of healthy multiples. When she wakes up every morning I'll rub my fingers along her underbelly and just the stimulation will be enough to bring back so many memories of my pampering her that she'll start drooling and edging on the spot. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits in the shape of the uterus to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of sweet cream per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. shondo will literally become addicted to being pregnant with just how much love I'll shower her with. Every day I will treat her like a breeding queen and she won't ever not want a couple babies in her womb so that she can just laze around and be pampered by me. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. Her natural belly shape will be a sphere but her breasts won't grow at all. Sometimes she'll even get some sudden cravings that result in her belly bloating up just a little bit more. Maybe the baby kicks can even jostle her stuffed stomach and make cute grumbling sounds that I can rest my head on her belly to listen to. I will wake up in the middle of the night to my cute wife shondos stomach grumbling due to her cravings based diet and kicking children and I will instinctually move to rub her beautiful round belly and kiss her on the nape which she will groan about with that sexy tone that sounds equal part nervous about being a mother of three and excited about taking care of our kids and getting to be pregnant again after she gives birth. Every day I will take glamorous pictures of my wife shondo, it doesn't matter what she's doing she could be sleeping or eating or sitting around in a track suit, she's beautiful no matter what. I'll even keep a high quality 3D scan file of her pregnant belly for every single month of every single pregnancy, and when we have enough experience with our first 2 or 3 rounds, we can go back and see which ones were the hottest. I bet her favorite would be twins, big enough to be noticeable but not terribly more difficult than a singlet. Maybe she's too much of a chronic gamer though and just wants to maximize numbers, which I would be more than happy to support. shondo will grind pregnancy reps until she can consistently get knocked up with septuplets and I will personally crown her the world champion breeder, with a trophy full of my cum obviously. Our children would spread across the globe to bring joy and laughter to the masses and bring about a new golden age of humanity. shondo and I would be inadvertently responsible for creating world peace just as a side effect of our unending love. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. Every day would be a non-stop stream of kisses and hugs and creampies and moments that make you say "wow, can we get some pogs in the chat." Shondo will be the happiest girl in the world and every year we will set a new world record for the highest number of children a couple has ever had. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. If she doesn't have any eggs I will synthesize them from her DNA. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.

>>79741175
i know how much you wanted a Big Black Child, dewd, but when she asked me to impregnate her instead i couldn't say no to my wife

hopefully neosky's brain reset and he'll try to make more meaningful chats when she returns.

my wife was so cute and funny when she was alive

>>69682800
he is based
>>69682831
you are based

>swn
i must make shondo the happiest girl on Terra

Me and my wife.

Me and my wife.

Me and my wife.

Me and my wife.

Me and my wife.

Me and my wife.

Me and my wife.

Look guys! It's me and my wife.

Guy, look! It's me and my wife!

Posting SFW fanart of a vtuber is not against the rules, no matter how much it makes you seethe.
>>57217477 wasn't even me ban evading. It was just an innocent anon you fucking retard janny. Seriously kill yourself.