/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

My vocabulary is quite frankly gargantuan. I'm not pretentious. I don't try to use big words to look educated. It just happens.

The problem is that the only thing bigger than my vocabulary is my appetite for the fairer sex. I regularly compliment women when I pass them on the street but I of course always do so in a polite, courteous and sensual manner. They almost always respond positively.

Yesterday I was walking with a colleague of mine when I passed a woman who rivaled Aphrodite. It pained me that the rest of her undoubtedly luscious lips and assuredly earth-shattering smile were obscured by a mask. She walked by and I couldn't help but mutter "Simply pulchritudinous."

She turned around as red as Mars (in both senses) and told me to fuck off. I was shocked. I've never had a woman react like that about my word choice. Most are titillated, not ticked. My friend insisted that she just felt embarrassed because she didn't know the definition so she lashed out, and I'm inclined to agree with that.

Men who perform just a few minutes of strenuous exercise are more likely to feel aroused than those who do not work out. Heightened physical responses to exercise, such as elevated heart rate and breathing, lend themselves to an even greater physical response to sexual stimuli.

One of the many misconceptions in this world is that beans cause you to fart. In reality, it is sugar that causes you to fart, and people tend to eat sugary beans such as baked beans, which results in a lot of farting. If you eat actual healthy beans, you will not fart.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>