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>>7064141
Is it possible? /jp/ win?!

>>4789774
Thanks, I unironically didn't shower for 3 weeks and didn't wash my hair ever since new year. Glad you noticed it.

>>1333079
おはようございます

As you might already know, the Covid-19 virus is an immediate threat to public health and safety. New studies have shown that the second the virus enters the infected individual, it starts making specific changes to the body. Namely the sweat glands and in the bowels of an individual. Ir produces chemicals that have a very distinct smell that can be used for early detection. Certain individuals have a genetic gift to be able to detect that scent. It just so happens that i'm one of them. And such, Cover Corp. has hired me to look after their most beloved employees - their hololive talents. You. よろしく.

My job will involve going around and making sure none of you are infected. I shall perform multiple smell tests each day of these specific areas
-The armpits
-The area around the anus
-The feet
-The area below your ears

If by chance you have recently done any physical activity or feel the need to pass gas, alert me immediately. It greatly increases the chances of detecting the virus if it's present in your body and I will do a thorough aroma chemical analysis with my nose.

I'll be passing along documents that give you more detailed instructions. ありがとうございました