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I want Coni Confetti to castrate me.
I want her to fill a syringe with her own piss and inject it directly into my testicles so that her vile energy drink tainted urine burns and destroys them

I want Coni Confetti to castrate me.
I want her to tie one end of a rope around my balls and the other end around a railroad tie or similar heavy object and toss it off a cliff so that I can watch the rope uncoil and eventually pull taught and rip my balls clean off, disappearing over the edge of the cliff forever. Two eggs off into the great unknown. Most likely to end up as seagull or crab food

I want Coni Confetti to castrate me.
I want Coni Confetti to make testicle confit with my balls by slowly heating them in oil at around 200°f while they are still attached but removed from the protection of my scrotum. I want her to cook them up like this for hours until they get soft and she can use a butter knife to spread them on some toast and sprinkle some herbs and sea salt on them. Since I have two she can make me eat one of the testicle toasts while she eats the other.
She can tease me about how this was a much better use of them anyway.

>Coni getting drunk in her indian cosplay at thanksgiving and making you colonize her on the diningroom table infront of your entire family