/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I can't think of a vtuber as pathetic.
Predates everything, was the first to try to organize EN vtubers back when the holofad was just starting, first to do shit like bait anime ASMR.
And always, other girls, better girls, step over her.
Anons like to see a tragedy, but it is not, its a natural order.
No greater proof is that after all these years, after she failed, didn't achieve shit and was discarded, she gets into Hololive, she is given the golden chance, she is put at the center of the lights...

And it doesn't work. She is the least subbed girl in all of hololive, she was swiped to the side and even there she feelsl like she doesn't belong. There is no greater proof she is not an unlucky underdog, she just sucks, she failed before because she sucks, she fails now because she sucks. She's not funny or entertaining, she's not a good leader, she not a good singer, she's not even good at playing games. Why should I support her just because she's part of Hololive? If she was a good streamer, she wouldn't have been a 3view indie despite her large legacy. She doesn't deserve her spot in Hololive

There is no merit for hardwork if all you do is crap. Bitch should understand she will never make it, she wasn't born for this. Go be a cashier, find some loser to marry or jump off a bridge (in minecraft), but stop wasting space.

For me it's picrel. The sheer mismatch between the model itself and the woman behind it all being a shit tier talent is just so very tragic. Easily the greatest loss in hololive history. Kayahara deserved a better holodaughter.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Shiori Novella. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of modern English literature most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Shiori's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Emily Bronte literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Shiori Novella truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Shiori's existential catchphrase "Shioriiin~," which itself is a cryptic reference to Yuru Yuri's Akari Akaza. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as J.M. Barrie's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Shiori tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

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>Hololive has raised the bar to the heavens
>There is a new standard for quality in vtuber entertainment
>Advent has come to satiate a hunger in market need demanded for years, fans wanted streams