/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>59630528
Cooking outfit.

teddyloid mention

what a silly ghost, she doesn't know how an air conditioner works

>Enna is "super dead" today
Why was she up all night on Saturday night? More whorish activities?

>>50796362
im gonna fucking cum to your feet

Every single method you can use to calculate Enna's income leads you to the same conclusion.
1) Actual calculations
>(95k per year superchat + 4k members) x .7 (youtube cut) x .5 (niji cut) = 117,250
>many fans donate in shit currency, the lowest value is 1/2 USD. Assuming the average currency used is 3/4 USD, income = $88k
>this doesn't even include voicepacks and other incomes which easily push her over $100k
2) Comparative calculations
>Ironmouse earned $338k per year with a 5k viewer average on twtich
>enna viewer average is 2.8k, so she should be earning about 338k x (2.8/5) = 189k. Assume Niji takes half, Enna income = $94k
3) Enna's own statements
>stores much of her income in her retirement account to lower her tax bracket
>canada tax bracket changes at $50k, and $100k income
>this means Enna probably earned a bit more than $100k and then stored her extra income in her retirement account to lower her tax bracket.

All of these clues hint that Enna makes over $100k per year, with her channel anaytics alone making her around $95k.

And yet, this conflicts with the statements Enna has made to her audience.
-- Suggesting that an 8k (CAD) business-class plane ticket is more than her monthly income. That is 6k USD, which is also the correct price of a business-class flight from Canada to Japan. This would suggest that Enna's annual income is around $70k.
-- Repeated statements suggesting that she's desperate for money. Can't fix her dryer, doesn't want a new phone, can't afford to eat out, struggling to pay her rent, owes tax money.....etc. All of these statements she made indicates that she's barely making enough to keep her life together, which is consistent with a $60k-$70k income.

Basically, any rational determination of Enna's income places her over $100k. And yet, she continues to pretend that she earns much less than this. The only reason she could possibly be doing that is to create a false impression of poverty in the minds of her fans.

Ok for completeness, let's list the shitty things about Enna

1) Lying. For example, lying about her financial situation to milk donations, lying about being a virgin.
2) Cucking her fans ceaselessly with a variety of males. Kyo, Luca, and Diego.
3) Repeatedly insulting the fans with nasty remarks.
4) Having zero respect for vtubing and laughing at the entire thing
5) Being a massive normalfag who habitually watches Netflix.
6) Being a huge cunt to her branchmates and everyone around her.
7) Being extremely hypocritical on the "parasocial" issue. Exploiting parasocials for money at every opportunity while shitting on them at the same time.
8) Ruining the branch for other members and poisoning the entire culture.
9) Starting drama, feeding off drama.
10) Appropriating other people's personalities.

In general she is essentially a fleshtuber who hates vtuber fans, and is mostly obsessed with promoting her music career and making as much money as possible.

>>49618429
Just be naturally cute.

she's beginning to learn!

>>49013656
i'm doing it in chronological order, mgs4 is at the end

>>48231838
Nice tits

Whenever I see the aloupeep I imagine it on the wrong side of an NTR doujin.

>>47902792
I'm going to do bad things to you.

Pomu and uki joining? Latter is more likely and Pomu got a stream soon.

At most, rat poison only makes humans vomit. With Doug consuming said emetic poison and not vomiting, this means he can drink rat poison and us his breath as a DoT move. He is also able to imbue a weapon with rat poison just by breathing on it. Simply put, Doug is a superior being to most.

>>47332797
>I just woke up, good morning.
I see. Good morning to you buddy.

>>47319249
Yesterday's was nice.

>>47181720
And he's getting (You)s out of it.

>hit people
you can do that outside of minecraft too

Feels like I heard this little rant before Reimu.

>>46958366
I better get that invitiation.

That was a nice tournament, now back to the usual shitposts.

>>46793173
you should go to sleep soon, bud. you've been up for a while

>>46788243
It's a horror kusoge, don't hype it up peep.
>>46788200
>>46788279
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