/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I was jerking off while listening to breakcore when a Kronii elephant float bust into my room through the window from a nearby thanksgiving parade!
"Ah, shit!" The Kronii floated over me and yanked on her nose as if she smelled something foul. "You're masturbating? Again?" She snorted in disgust and flapped her ears. "I told you humans have no self-control."
The crowd outside cheered for their favorite float and I could hear people laughing at how sad and pathetic I looked being caught red handed
(well, blue actually).
"What are you supposed to be anyway?" I asked, trying to change the subject. "An elephant or some kind of alien?"
She glared at me. "Don't change the subject. You know what I am. Now stop touching yourself before I have to get the hose again." And with that, she turned around and started to float away... but not without one last parting shot.
"And remember," she called back, "no matter how many times you cum, you'll never be as good as an elephant!"