/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>46273470
https://rentry.org/7npoo
I did the thing finally. I know its gonna seem rushed AF but ill explain that in the next post I make.

>>39508513
I have to ask everyone is this is how it actually happened. I have 0 fucking knowledge of raising sailors in any capacity, especially in this time period so for all i know this could be extremely accurate or could be bullshit. I think 40 lashes seems like a lot personally but again i dont fucking know this shit. Im not an expert. AllI know is that modern day military training can push you to the fucking limits and is not for everyone. And I know of some of the real fucked up shit you have to do if you want to become a navy seal.

>>39324828
well then thats a no. would you like to suggest a few landing sites yourself beside the one you said before?

i like how there are really 2 kinds of posters. the ones that go ham with details and looking back on regional stuff and whatnot and then there are ones who just do it for the lulz

>>38368605
Do what you want man. Im just saying she is absolute SEX! I was gonna do the sapling story today but spent all day watching her vods.....

>>36842383
What about prisoners of war?

I WANNA FUCK THIS SQUIRREL

>>34116602
After months of sailing, the risuners have finally made it to their target site. Almost every Risuner was thrilled as soon as they saw the hooman port over the horizon. Sherah looked on, relieved that she had survived the entire trip. As she was approaching the hooman city, Sherah thought about the months at sea. How much she had learned and the friends she has made along the way. Most of all, she thought about Antoine and how nice he had been to her as well as how he was pretty damn good in bed.

When the Risuners were able to make landfall there was nothing but sheer excitement among them all. They all rushed to get off the ships and onto the port, to the slight annoyance of the hoomans stationed there. Luckily for the risuners they had their papers this time so there wouldn't be any trouble. Hoomans were probably expecting the risuners to behave the same as last time. When they say dozens of risuners pour out of the ship they quickly formed a line of guards to try to contain them. Luckily for the poor hoomans, Hamdani was able to calm them down and go ahead with the papers along Sherah. It took a while due to all the parties involved but eventually everything was sorted out and the hoomans were informed about the risuner interest in the saplings. Hooman facilities would be the main area where risuners could stay whenever they had to. There were lots of beds for us and the building was very big and spacious. They even had libraries around just incase we ever felt like using them.

Once we all got settled in, Hamdani took it upon herself to speak with Sherah in private about the matter of magic and the hoomans.

"Why the hell do we have to use the hooman routes instead of being on our own? They don't own the saplings. For fucks sake we should just set up a camp along the sapling border"

"Hamdani please relax. The hoomans are nothing to worry about. If they posed any real threat then they wouldn't have the need to check up on us. And let us not forget that these facilities will come in great use to cure ourselves of the conversion magic."

This only managed to piss off Hamdani who believed that hoomans only wanted to spy on the squirrels. At that moment she thought of a brilliant idea.

"Here is what we do. We just have to be ourselves. When we come back here we should encourage the others to have sex. Constantly, and as loudly as possible. If the hoomans are really letting us have these facilities to ourselves then it wont bother anyone. And if they really are spying on us then they are gonna fucking suffer for it. We all know how much the hoomans found our constant sex annoying last time. Its a win no matter what."

Sherah couldn't help but be baffled. In her mind, the hoomans were just normal people with reasonable intentions. But Hamdani had been here before even if it was years ago. And her priority was not maintaining relations with hoomans after all. She was there for the saplings. So it was a foolproof idea that she would eventually agree to.

A couple of hours later all the risuners met at the border. The forest was well within sight and Hamdani and Sherah took the front to address everyone. Sherah was the one to speak
"RISUNERS! We have finally made it and now we can begin our grand objective. We must obtain the powers of sapling magic. You all know the rules of engaging with saplings. DO NOT LEWD THEM UNLESS THEY WANT IT, WHICH WILL BE RARE! And most importantly just try to befriend them. We want them to like us after all and we are under no means trying to put pressure on them all. Now ONWARDS!"

With that the 100 squirrel people began their journey to the forest, spreading out in different directions to try and find the closest villages they could and even explore farther. The magic exchange was about to begin.

While I am gone for 5-6 hours ill just leave this here for any questions and shit about well pretty much anything. Ill answer whatever the fuck when I can.

>>32985026
GOOD MORNING GENTLEMEN AND SEXY BITCHES! dont worry ive just been a lazy fuck recently.

>>32670185
I simply dont consider it sexual harassment. IF anyone ever touches my butt I say thank you. The only time it ever happened was this 50 year old dude who told me i had a "cute little ass" back when i used to work a shitty wageslave job. Honestly made up my whole damn day.

yeah. tomorrow will be when i do some good shit

>>32481844
Holy based. If only there wasnt so much for me to do and if only I could not get constantly distracted by divegrass

I VOTED FUCKERS

>1.
>>a. Yes. Anya-Petra want penguins so put them south. Warkop makes sense since ID bridges niji and holo anyway (or at least risu collabs with them a lot)
>>b. 3. Seems nice

>2. Yes to 1
>3. Abstain

>By-Law updates
>4.
>>a. yes
>>b. no

>5. No. Kiki herself specifically stated she wanted a little rabbit sized island so just let them have it. (i may have misread this question desu)

GOODNIGHT FUCKERS! HOOMAN STORY TOMORROW! REMEMBER TO FUCK SQUIRRELS

>>31512007
I actually just found out that afforestation is a thing. Which is really amazing because not only would you bet your fucking ass that risuners would partake in such a thing but it would eventually change the climate as some have said before. With the kronies/meatheads teaching us new shit things would be very different. Meatheads in particular know how to place trees efficiently and I think (correct me if wrong) would have some sort of knowledge about silviculture which risuners would hold to extremely high regards once learned. Anyway for the time being I will learn about this Sahal and possible other regions around the world to see wtf they got for dem trees.

Note that deadbeats harvest teak wood from us and this has been going on for a VERY long time. Back then our climate was completely humid subtropical. With the west side now being semi arid this kind of fucks up that lore and i dont think deadbeats would march halfway across our land to get teak. So if this proves too much of a timeloop I will simply say that risuners long before kronies popped our isolation cherry would have been doing so much afforestation that we managed to change our entire climate to said humid subtropical through the sheer constant tree planting/harvesting.

Funny enough clothing was the one I got stuck on the most. I figured just make em stereotypical tribal people. https://indonesia.tripcanvas.co/indigenous-tribes-cultures/ what im gonna use for reference
>one of them were former cannibals kek

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Anyway
>>30913172
>>30913220
It was so nice and then you drop that absolute fucking bombshell out of nowhere. What the fuck!? I never would have had to think of risuners possibly being technophiles (i think thats the name). I hope this little onobot knows the ways of risuner marriage. Can an onobot nut? Will the nut taste like cum or will it be oil or some shit. Will Ardy be loyal and never have sex with anyone else? These are unironically the important questions

Finally this is the last time I will talk about saplings. I decided that the current incident will end the tri fleets expedition in /uuu/ as jannies forced them out somehow idfk. Personally hate twitter and that twitterfag but whatever. As for the return I will still do it just much later. Got a lot of shit to do anyway. Ok thats everything for now I believe so if im missing something just yell at me while i go get me some food. Later fuckers.

I said it before but I came during inf protectorate/canal arc. Can confirm rose sexpai has been here longer than me. Also im fucking done with both the next /who/ log and the first of what will be a few /mep/ logs. So in mere minutes those will be here

>needy saplings
IM HERE YOU ADORABLE SAPLINGS

>>30368205
do i really have to state that meatchads are the rulers of this thread especially since i watch zombko play terraria and comma whenever she streams?

phoenix people?

>>30299036
SAPLING DARLING I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU IVE BEEN WAITING FUCKING MONTHS FOR THIS SHIT SO SOON YOU WILL SEE WHAT IT IS THAT RISUNERS HAVE PLANNED! WE LOVE YOUR NATION AND WE LOVE YOUR PEOPLE! WE LOVE /UUU/!
>>30299066
We accept these conditions.
>>30299032
Well if anything connects our people its our love for our goddess oshi! I fucking love what your doing my brother.

>>30139664
It is me, you need correction and SEX. Anyways, I am going to write. I better not have to deal with fucking ISIS when I come back.