/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I want a sausage bun now wtf

I just remembered a dream i had today - i had a huge fish bone stuck in my front teeth gum,i had to pull it out, it was really painful, i could taste the blood in my mouth , i hope your dream was better anons

I think vaginas are hot and women shouldn't have cocks.

I had a dream about i video game I really liked, only to wake up and realize it doesn't exists.Again. I fucking hate how often i happens to me, i read manga/watch anime/ play a game in my book that i really love, only to wake up and realize it's gone forever and i lack skills to bring it to life, i'm actually pissed so i hope Enna streams pokemon today

I tried oven baking chips. Never again. This shit sticks like there's no tomorrow. My parchment paper batch got ruined because all the crunchy pieces stuck, batch without paper it alright but either overdone or still soft, Piece of shit should've just fried them in oil, hope Enna does a chip frying stream to counter my luck

And I said
Femanon take me
Somewhere we can be alone (yeah)
I'll be waiting
All there's left to do is run

You'll be the prince
And I'll be the princess
It's a love story, baby just say yes

>Want to watch one piece red
>It's not airing in my country so i have to wait months until someone uploads it

Alright if you want to ruin your life follow my advises
1) Start exercising, the constant post workout pain will torture you everyday, if you feel like the pain has lessened improve your loadout to get the optimal pain level, make sure to focus on abs since the pain in there will make you want to throw up
2) Get a job to always feel stressed out and annoyed,make sure to accept any promotions since you will have even more stress and dumb people, money is an unfortunate side effect
3) Talk to people and form relationship, every person you met might be a serial killer or a torture psychopath, by talking to new people you are increasing your chances of meeting them
4) Start dating, a broken heart is sometimes more painful than physical pain from working out
Follow my tips and it will help ruin your life

Talking to the women here makes me wanna cum even more, maybe even in them!
So this is what NNN is all about?

Oh god i suddenly feel like shit again, if only there was a femanon i could cuddle with

>>34162823
You should! I literally just laid there with my ass sticking up, gasping for air, that how good that nut was.

Alright fuck this i'm just gonna go milk myself

Before replying to bait consider jerking off. I think it should be mandatory requirement before posting here - your balls should be empty. Masturbate and think again if you want to reply to some of the stupidest bait you ever saw

>>34106635
I tried using my shower head as a bidet today but i just sprayed my balls, underwear and floor with water, also got my legs wet. what a day

>>34059171
The picture of Elira's model being idle on stream while irl Elira spreads her pussy lips and points her hot stream of piss into her coffee cup is extremely hot, especially since she holds it in for hours, so the stream is hard and the process is really pleasurable

Something about assholes just makes me want to put my dick inside of them. Those wrinkly sucking wet warm holes that will make your dick feel absolute pleasure,squeeze every last drop of semen out of you. UWAAA YOU FUCKERS FRIED MY BRAIN

I've been fapping to a lot of yaoi lately and i'm not sure how to feel about it, i'm not gay, i only fap is the guy is feminine, but something about penis going inside of an asshole is incredibly hot, the penis oozing semen only makes it even hotter. Fuck you pentomos for posting gay shit itt you're making my dick confused

>Piss talk
>Pubes talk
>Rape talk
>Sex talk
>Pits talk
>Boobs talk
>Cum talk
NO STREAM DISCUSSIONS
WHY ARE YOU GUYS LIKE THIS

I showered 2 days ago who do i already smell like ass and why is my head extra fucking greasy.

What's your thoughts on Chinese feet ?

Guys HELP I'VE BEEN YAWNING NONSTOP FOR 2 DAYS

I haven't showered in 5 days, my feet smell like vinegar and my cock stinks like dry squid, my hair is a fucking mess. I'm not even a pomudachi...

Holy fuck, fuck past me i'm never drinking like this again. I feel like absolute shit, my tummy hurts, already had diarrhea, can't eat food because i feel nauseated god i fucking hate alcohol. FUUUCK THIS NOT WORTH IT AT ALL

Help me nijien, i got sick for the first time in years, i have a fever with 37.7 temp, should i like reduce the temp or just endure it ?