/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Hey Phase cucks,
My name is Luca and I don't care about any of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day posting stupid crap on /vt/. You are everything lame in the world. Like honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun antiing girls because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on insta.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am an evil and mean mob boss, but actually a sexy himbo who girls love. What do you play, other than homo ERPing with dudes because you can't get any? I also make friends with anyone I meet because I'm so extroverted and POG, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just bought my voice pack; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just improve yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch