/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Why is there always a thread up about this? You know, trying to pick apart what she's been up to, how Gura's fans feel, why her schedule is the way it is, what mysterious cancer she has, all that shit. You're never gonna get the perfect and clear answer you're looking for from hypothesizing and theorizing what her plans are.

Doesn't it get boring? You could do other things like watching other streams, playing video games, listening to music, working out, jerking off to Marine's asshole, watching anime, or cleaning your room or something. It feels like a lot of these threads are made by people who want to criticize her, which is fair considering everywhere else on the internet's a fucking hugbox, but this is like the 14,000th time a thread like this has been made.

Move on, you've got better shit to do than worry about a mascot. Right?

I feel like girls with blue and pink hair should be sexy by default but Aqua doesn't feel sexy at all. She's a shortstack with apparently big tits, but my dick just doesn't give a shit. I can't pinpoint what aspects of her design do this, but it's like I can't see any eroticism in her at all. Her personality, or lack thereof, doesn't exactly help her be sexy either.

She should, THEORETICALLY, be super sexy. But she isn't, at least not to me. I have decided that Aqua is merely a pink blob designed to dance occasionally for events.