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Good afternoon, and welcome to a late but special edition of Polka News! Poruka oruka? Oru yo!

I'm your host, Omaru Polka. The anticipated Polka crash is upon us! But please, only panic a reasonable amount! This is the best day to load up on the funny fennec, and it would have been a great day to load up on Polka-heavy funds, such as Pierrots Sans Frontieres. (Editor's Note: Polka News is owned and operated by Pierrots Sans Frontieres.) We anticipate tomorrow will also be a good day, as Polka may not rebound right away, and she was hovering too high for too long anyway. BUY!

In other NePoLaBo news, Botan continues a downward trend - BUY. Wamy is also down today - BUY. Nene is trending upward, but she is merely powering up for a transformation into Super Nenechi - BUY and HOLD.

PSF received a nice windfall from Calliope stocks, and continues to thank our investors for your trust and your money. We used it to buy more Polka, and we'll do it again, too.