/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Let me be clear that I love Maria with my entire being, but I've been listening to this VOD for about ten minutes and this is the worst ASMR I've ever heard. It sounds like she is attacking the mic. I know it's not good etiquette to go into the comments guns blazing and shit on everything, but how on earth are people finding this relaxing? I can't imagine being able to fall asleep to this. You have to learn what things sound like on the ASMR mic so that you can actually make comfortable and relaxing noises, because just slamming shit against the mic is not good.