/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Anon, have I ever told you about Airani Iofifteen? She was Hololive’s exotic teenage alien artist, a fine piece of ass from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Yagoo and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful stream, and once in a while we’d even have the entire Holostars run a train over her, part of official Cover “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle an artbrush better than anyone in the Hololive office. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and if she did RFA streams you’d get a glimpse of her alien pussy mid stream as she’d thank a red Akasupa. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her artbrushes backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by SEAmonkeys and antis almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Anon, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.

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>Pomue, have I ever told about the time your mother and me played Crab Game? It was a hastily put together game made as a parody of a Korean drama. Anyway, your mother got so angry over not winning once in the game that she quit her office job because of it. Funnily enough her office would end up being set fire the next week while your mother was on vacation. They never found the culprit, but they did find a note that read "I will pay my fee in hell, you fucking tranny". I just told her that I would help her with any monetary issues she had, and we soon ordered a back massager together.
>And she was a good friend.