/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Brazilian pomudachi hate! Pomu love!

>>42045760
>head out without my "Im Pomu" t-shirt
>can barely run a mile and curl 30's
>head out with my "Im Pomu" t-shirt
>can run 10 miles minimum, and can easily curl hundos while everyone stares at me in awe
the image of pomu gives me strength

>>40990860
because Pomu is playing metal gear today, and sisters HATE that women are more entertaining then their boring ass oshi

>>40142410
and I love you too cutie! I knew we could get along if we got to know eachother.
Now, why dont you sit down on the couch and get comfy, we'll watch Dumb and Dumber 3 while we eat burnt stale popcorn with pepper flakes on it (i promise it's good).

But the popcorn won't be the hottest thing we do tonight ;)))

>>40028996
I prefer obscenely hairy, but I can do hairless too

>>40028936
yes, all vaginas are pretty (even garlic smelling pussies)

>>39802191
>im SEA
you poor, poor bastard
if your female i'll save you as long as we can cuddle and watch pomu together. I promise I can sing "my way" really well

>>39587417
>reminded of the M64 streams
ya know, it's kind of amazing how well shes doing in metal gear, yet took like 20 tries and nina and selen cheering her on to do bowser 3...

>>39086015
>>39085984
same but with Pomu playing MGSV

>Pomu fucks up by running next to people during a sand storm and resorts to ramboing everyone
kek I love MGSV so much

I'm gonna start going to the gym again, I haven't been for about 3 weeks cause i've been stressed out and been eating like shit.
But I refuse to get fat again and im pretty sure the stress im feeling is because i'm not working out anymore lmao.

Even if it's just 2 days a week on the weekend, it's better than nothing.

>>34189627
>skipping the thrill of the hunt
haha yikes

what do you even train for then? why go for runs if it's not to keep up with the women frantically running from you?

>>34036049
>>34035915
Here you go, since you were a fag about it:
https://files.catbox.moe/amlgh2.png

Pomu is MY oshi, I love her with all my heart.
I WILL carry her down the aisle like the princess she is
and I WILL marry her and watch as she cries tears of joy
and I WILL watch as you lanklets seethe about BMI and how it should be you that marries Pomu instead.

I am the antithesis to you, I am the Funky Kong to your Lanky Kong.
But since you asked about the 'ceps, they're 20 1/4 inches.

I got the ding dongs, there was 1 pack left bros

>>33365167
I eat like 3000 calories a day to upkeep my muscles

>>33365223
I used to be REALLY constipated in my youth, to the point where shitting took 2 weeks and I would scream because it was like birthing a baby.
One time I had to finger my ass and pull the poop out with my finger.

But nah, I just sit there after I shit and flexing my ass cause it feels nice

>>33067960
it's okay bro. I forgive you.
I love pomu too

>>31213909
I don't change filenames because people who stalk them using archives are funny as fuck schizos

>>31145237
>did an april fools Pomura stream in MGS
>someone chats, "pomura would have beaten this by now"
>bans him

most based pomu moment honestly

Bros... I actually found Pomu in like 40 years
https://www.youtube.com/c/Food4Dogs

it's literally a weeb gamer grandma who collects idol shit and loves hyper dimension neptunia

>>30815566
You tell em' bro.
I'm rooting for you. Fucking faggot mods thinking they can make up rules on the fly and do what they like even though your threads are completely in line with the rules of the board.

>>30531717
do it anyways pomie, if they open the door it's their own fault. and then you can invite them to watch

I love Pomu, she's my shining star!

>>29088394
but I love feesh chads and how cute they are!

>>28648716
>>28648516
Why does she have to be so cute?

>>28648686
She can make me her property (leashed and ringed) anytime.

>tfw based anon got recognized by pomu and even got a retweet from her

that's given me hope, we're ALL gonna make it pomies.

>>27840596
it's too easy to bait fishfags into giving me ALL their good porn