/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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There are over seven billion people living on this earth.
Could you imagine delivering PP energy to all of them?
Every single day?
>*Cue random guy nodding*
No, you can't.

Pomu Rainpuff.
or...
Da Pomsky.

According to medieval manuscripts
It is said this fairy could stop dragons dead with her bare legs.
Her wingflaps...
Could convert mermaids into idols on the spot.
Her presence was so powerful she could stop holomods from deleting you even though you posted her in /hlgg/.
Hana Macchia had this to say:
"It was like a fever dream"
"We were all standing there, watching a pair of those big booba solar dragons and..."
"Pomu just tamed both of them! She grappled them to the ground, just like one of those mongolian wrestlers, he ripped her dress, there, in the middle of soul crushing office cubicle and just...tamed a pair of dragon siblings, alone, and Lulu is my witness on this"

The sweaty big booba solar dragon...
Its smug aura is powerful enough to generate unending rivalries in the internet
Before debut.

To tame a pair of sweaty big booba solar sheesh dragons...it takes unfathomable strength.

Reducing a mountain to dust with your hands, in MineCraft, is a colossal task.

And the sheer pressure involved in moving while being condensed to 7cm...
Is said to far exceed that found at the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

That's right.
Pomu Rainpuff, much like a rikishi, has to wrestle with her own body's weight.
Every day.
Throughout every stream.

Pomu Rainpuff is strong, this is an unequivocal fact of life.