/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I think I'm finally ready to settle down and commit to a lifelong parasocial monogamous relationship. And after taking stock of my options, I've come to the conclusion Shondo is the best choice. While I have my reservations about a few things, I feel that when it comes to compatibility, stability, and commitment, Shondo can't be beat. Of course her cute voice and loli model are all within my strike zone to start off, but what really puts her over the top is her work ethic and commitment to upholding the unicorn code of conduct. This is a girl that streamed while she was practically dying from covid and only a short time after the death of a close family member, after all. I don't have to fear being left out in the cold with 4 month long hiatuses from her. And when it comes to trusting her as a hardcore unicorn, there are two things that reassure me. First is that she actually gets it - she seems to understand the unicorn mind and why it's so important for us. Her personal views on this are practically fundamentalist in nature, in fact. And secondly, she's asexual. While it took some time to properly realize it, I now firmly believe that this is actually the ideal situation. After all, who better to trust to remain faithful than someone that can't be tempted in the first place? I feel like with Shondo, I can finally rest easy without nagging thoughts and doubt eating away at me. I love Shondo, and from now on I'm truly going to give her all of my parasocial heart and soul.