/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I googled "current time", this was the result. Hence forth this will be THE time. In thirty eight minutes I will post my dick. It won't be fancy, there will be nothing fun about it, it will be a brutalist take on a dick post. You have until that time to do better. Post something more aesthetically pleasing than my penis. The bar is set very low.
You now have thirty five minutes.