/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Angels sang out from a gorgeous rotunda
Down from the heavens descended Kanata
Who delivered a grip which could crush stones
Onto Ayame's slender leg bones
She fell over on the ground, and fled to the Styx
As Kiara changed back into a phoenix
But Kanata saw through this clever disguise
And she crushed Kiara's head in between her thighs

Then Fubuki the Black, and Fubuki the White
And Sankisei Generation's Noel the Knight
And Houshou Marine, Pavolia Reine
And Yozora Mel and and the priestess Ina
Watson, Takane Lui, Koyori, and Ollie
Towa, Luna, Yuzuki Choco
Ookami Mio and Minato Aqua
Miko, Pekora, and Haachama
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Kanata in her angel ass
It was the bloodiest battle that Japan ever saw
With listeners looking out in total awe

The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better
Momosuzu Nene in a blood-stained sweater

This is the ultimate showdown of Hololive's destiny
Gachikoi oshis and unicorns, as far as the eye can see
And only one can survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of Hololive's Destiny