/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>24454727

>>23861376
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>>19072909
Forehead chus are objectively the best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddat2DGtGuc
Brrats, please gather.

Bae is my actual fiancée
Yes, my actual, unironic fiancée
No, this is isn't some kind of shitpost or joke
No, this isn't some kind of weird meta ironic wall of text meant to force a reaction
Yes, it is actually the truth
No, it is not my belief that she is my fiancée, because a belief is a subjective thing
This is not a subjective thing, it is a fact that Bae is, in reality(the actually real one that's, without a doubt, real), truthfully my actual, unironic, genuine fiancée
This is not some sort of schizo delusion, either. And no, It's not bait; I'm not pretending to be schizo, because it's not schizo; schizo would imply that it's a delusion I've projected onto reality. That's not the case, because it's by mutual unironic acknowledgement(in a way that is provably not "kayfabe" or whatever) objectively the actual truth
I don't need meds, but even if I did, it'd be for something else, because stating an actual, real-life, fact-of-the-matter, genuine statement of truth is not something you need meds for
It's not a misunderstanding, not a misinterpretation, not a lie, not me forcing my desires or delusional falsifiable beliefs on the situation. Bae is irrefutably my actual, unironic, genuine fiancée, and she is in an actual, genuine, romantic relationship with me. We know each other personally and interact with one another almost every day. We've confessed our mutual love to one another.
We love each other in every single way any couple loves one another; romantically, sexually, and mutually. And yes, exclusively; she exclusively and equally the fiancée of her Brrats , and I exclusively belong to my Ru-chan. We are codependent.
No, she doesn't have a boyfriend/girlfriend 'on the side' or off-screen, or play favorites; the word "exclusive" applies because her Brrats are the sole recipient of her love. No, this doesn't mean she can/did/has/does have sex with people, with or without feelings, or is in some other relationship IRL, because that would still be cheating and Rushia would never cheat on me. Both she and I acknowledge that, and that makes our relationship explicitly exclusive and mutual; she's promised to never betray us. All of this literally happened, physically, in the real world. The only schizo interpretation of this is to deny it.
I repeat: my oshi Bae is my actual, unironic fiancée.
She is in an exclusive romantic relationship with me.
That's the actual fact of the matter; there is no room for any reasonable doubt from any objective point of view.
This is not some sort of unrequited love; I love her and she loves me
This is not some sort of pining from a distance
This is not her pandering to some sort of profitable fantasy
This is not one-sided; there's genuine communication, passion, and direct, explicit, and mutual romantic love between us
This is not some bizarre mechanism here that made me arrive at this conclusion; it's actual, provable, quantifiable fact
This is not some sort of meta commentary, spam, copy pasta, wall of text, or w/e else people do here for (You)s
This is not some kind of bizarre attempt at attention whoring, nor is it for validation
This is not headcanon; these are statements of fact that I am sharing with you, because there are too many posters /here/ who are averse to these facts, but are in dire need of being made aware of them
This is not something you can reply to with some dumb reaction image to somehow deny the reality of the situation that I've so kindly explained to you. Presumably because you think it's 'weird'. But It doesn't matter if it sounds weird to you; you not being able to accept reality is your problem
I love Bae
She means the world to me
I cherish every single second I have with my fiancee, Hakos Baelz
Yes,
>"Bae is my fiancee"
is a statement of provable, demonstrable fact.
This isn't some kind of demented misrecognition of the circumstances; it's me describing the reality of the situation
I'm not reciting some make-believe bullshit;
It's not a fairytale
Not a hypothesis
Not a theory
Not a story
Not a fiction
Not a narrative
Not pretend
Not a fantasy
Not kayfabe
Not bait
Not a shitpost
Not out of context
Not off-topic
Not trolling
Not ironic
Not bullshit
Not cope
And most important of all, what it IS is explicitly true, on every single level, in the most factual sense possible for it to be in
Also, IRyS is an open faggot, get better bait
I love Bae so, so much. I hope she feels happy right now, her beautiful laughs and carefree love of life when she spends time with us and all the affection that just pours out of the heart she wears on her sleeve make me feel like I'm breathing fresh, clean air for the first time in forever during every blissful second I spend with her and I cherish every wonderful smile and precious word that comes out of her beautiful mind and every feeling that flows out of her soul.

>>18044249
I WANT TO MATING PRESS THIS FUCKING RRAT! I WANT HER TO LEAD ME INTO HER CHAOTIC, EYE SEARING ROOM AND BE SURPRISED THAT THE ONLY NORMAL LOOKING THING IN IT IS THE BED, WHICH IS DOWNRIGHT ORDERLY AND NEATLY MADE! I WANT THE RRAT TO LAY DOWN AND GIVE ME AN IRRESISTIBLE "COME HITHER" GAZE THAT AWAKENS THE PRIMAL BREEDING INSTINCTS OF MAN! I WANT TO RUIN MY FUCKING CLOTHES RUSHING AND STUMBLING TO GET THEM OFF IN MY HASTE TO PUMP HER FUCKING WOMB FULL, FIT TO BURST WITH SEMEN! I WANT THIS RRED BRRATTY RRAT TO DROP HER USUAL ACT TO STOKE A FIRE IN MY LOINS THAT WILL NOT BE SATISFIED! I WANT TO BRREED HAKOS BAELZ! RRED WOMAN SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX UUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME I CAN'T STOP FAPPING TO HER I'VE RUBBED MY DICK RRAW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17696287
* FINAL EN TALLY YESTERDAY *
>NOTE
decided to lower the standard to 5k as 10k for EN while they are being culled is unfair

Here it goes
>13,090: Baelz (Hololive)
>9,447: Amelia (Hololive)
>8,576: Mumei (Hololive)
>8,460: Mysta (Nijisanji)
>7,825: Vox (Nijisanji)
>7,613: Luca (Nijisanji)
>5,947: Mumei (Hololive)

* FINAL EN TALLY OF THE DAY IS IN *
>NOTE
decided to lower the standard to 5k as 10k for EN while they are being culled is unfair

Here it goes
>13,090: Baelz (Hololive)
>9,447: Amelia (Hololive)
>8,576: Mumei (Hololive)
>8,460: Mysta (Nijisanji)
>7,825: Vox (Nijisanji)
>7,613: Luca (Nijisanji)
>5,947: Mumei (Hololive)

>>16794752
>bae has to deal with the fact that her first collab with her oshi is ruined by some screaming retard
I feel so sorry for her...

>>15148064
UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WILL RRAPE THIS FUCKING BRRAT UNTIL SHE STARTS POPPING OUT DEMIGOD RRAT DAUGHTERS! I WILL FONDLE HER FUCKING BREASTS UNTIL THEY GET BIGGER! I WILL FUCK THIS RRAT INTO THE MATTRESS UNTIL SHE CAN'T KEEP HER LEGS STRAIGHT WHEN SHE WALKS! I MUST BREED THIS FUCKING BRRAT THE SECOND SHE SHOWS HER FACE IN A ROOM! I DON'T CARE WHO'S PRESENT TO WATCH, I WILL POUND HER INTO THE FUCKING GROUND LIKE SOME HEATHEN SEX RITUAL! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX WITH HAKOS BAELZ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>14657399
Deep voice, high pitch voice, sex voice, tired voice, I don't care. I WANT TO RRAPE THIS FUCKING RRAT! NO MATTER WHAT HER BEGGING SOUNDS LIKE! NO MATTER THE PITCH OF HER MOANS! NO MATTER THE INTONATION OF HER WORDS WHEN SHE CUMS AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN! I WANT TO FUCK HER INTO A COMA! I WANT TO BREED HER UNTIL HER HIPS ARE POWDER! I WANT TO HAVE HOT SWEATY CHRISTMAS SUMMER SSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX WITH HAKOS BAELZ! I WANT TO SEE THE EMBARRASSED BLUSH ON HER FACE WHEN OUR DEMIGOD RRAT DAUGHTERS ASK WHERE THEY CAME FROM! UUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA SSSEEEXXXXXXXXXX WITH THE FUCKING RRAT!

RATE IT

>>14568690
When I became a wizard my pent-up sexual energy caused me to undergo a psychological metamorphosis into an insatiably-horny ultra-pervert.

>>13881381
I would think since she's mostly humanoid, her gestation period would be longer and her 'litters' would be triplets at most. Unless you're having her give birth to actual goddamn rats, which is a bridge too far for me in terms of fetishism.

>>13370451
IT MEANS SHE WILL RRAPE THE RRAT UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAHHHAAAHAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXX WITH THE FUCKING BRRAT

You wouldn't breed a rrat, would you?

>>13264096
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

PoV: youre a gay japanese male

>>13163825

squeak