/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>70358275
>Flat holos are the sexie-
** INFLATES YOUR PRECIOUS SHARK! **
>YOUR RESPONSE?!

>>70210165
LOOK AT THIS! LOOK!
>DON'T LOOK AWAY!
THIS IS HER NOW! NO LONGER CUNNY BUT A GROWN WOMAN!
>LOOK!

>>63364783
>But...what if I want someone who can do both?
>>63364891
>But I want a cute shy young girl to awkwardly sit on my face...
>>63364895
>Kusogaki covers both, though.
SHUT UP FENCE SITTERS! PICK A LANE!

>>54202231
LOOK AT THIS! LOOK!
>THIS IS THE FUTURE THAT AWAITS YOU!
LOOOOOOOOK!

>>54120842
WELLLLLLLLLL ANONSSSSSSS?!?!?!
>In all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones.
>You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:

>1. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor’d with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.

>2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good.
>To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility.
>They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick.
>Thus they continue amiable.
>And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.

>3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc’d may be attended with much Inconvenience.

>4. Because thro’ more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion.
>The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation.
>And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin’d to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.

>5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one.
>And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

>6. Because the Sin is less.
>The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.

>7. Because the Compunction is less.
>The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.

HAGS SOMMELIERS REIGN SUPREME!
>LOLIFAGS BTFO!
Pic related, hagified Gura, 200% IMPROVED!

>>53242696
LOOK! LOOK! DON'T LOOK AWAY!
>THIS IS THE FUTURE THAT YOU CHOSE!

>>53066234
**** HAGIFY YOUR LOLI ****
WELLLLLLLL!?!??!

>>52958882
LOOK AT THIS! DON'T LOOK AWAY!
>THIS IS THE FUTURE THAT AWAITS YOUR CUNNY!

>>33557349
The compromise will be to buff Gura's body to socially acceptable lewdness. Trust the plan Goobabros

>>28694624
>>28694683
>>28694740
And, to be thorough, I should post Myth but there are more than 200 and it would have to be trimmed to fit the character limit

>>20439033
Based Asmongold.
Gura will be remodelled as a tall mommy shark with huge tits and wide hips. All will be right in the world.

>>3898792
I love booba!

>>3162540
Agreed!

>>2242497