/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>74675054
I don't care if our origins come from aliens I just want them to be real and always believed they were, but now that the government says they're real I'm not so sure...

Surely no one's actually reading all of this text?

Wait, statistically how many people would it take make a 7 mile spanking machine?
Any math autists here?

>>73748029
I've never even considered mowing the lawn at night.
Does anyone do that? You must need a lot of strong lights to make that work. But it does sound interesting...

>>73682094
I'm just thinking.

>>73562455
NTA. I don't actually have anyone like that to go home to and I'm too scared to open up enough to find someone like that. Personally work is what actually helps keep me active and sharp enough that I don't actually fall too deep into depression even though I don't like working, weird how that works. Maybe I should try and pick up more hobbies like her.
What the hell, am I Gura?

Oh yeah, it's all coming together.

>>71780754
That's what I'm wondering, it seems out of nowhere.

>>71097742
Wait, I sometimes have problems with dry eyes too. That might be the problem.

Sometimes the shitposts are so dumb that I find them cute and funny even.
I'm not sure if the goal with these kinds of shitposts is to attempt to actually upset someone and ruin their day, or just make the threads reach bump limit faster. Even though a new thread will be made again shortly after every single time.
I hope it's some kind of bot or they really are wasting their time right now.

The inner machinations of my daughterwife's mind are an enigma...

Sandcastles and wizards?

The inner machinations of my wife's mind are an enigma...

I want to see us become a type 1 civilization. I think we're getting there, but I'll be dead long before it happens.

>>66074596
I spend a lot of time doing very mundane shit when no one is looking too.

>>65715696
How do people end as "watch guys"? I don't know how they even start, but when they find themselves there a lot of them get REALLY into them.

It's already christmas what the heck. Getting older makes time move too fast.

I've been thinking

>>63001938
I think some people just enjoy getting themselves all riled up. There is no merit to this.

>>62547915
I only learned about that whole skibidi toilet thing through Papa Meat, who's also a bit of an old fuck.
We're getting old, anon. I've always been behind on what's cool even amongst my peers. But every once in a while something reminds me that I'm getting old.

>>62539373
Oh I know, I don't think I pay attention enough most of the time to remember them.

I love Gura.

>>62004936
What have you been eating?

>>61223306
Do you?
Personally I fear death even more than I fear life.