/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

for me, it's Ollie. Happy 3rd anniversary cute zombie!

>Ollie singing EN songs

what do you lads want on the menu, I just wanna swing my arms

>>30785679
great/10
I really wanna see Ame and Mori have a rap battle

>>22768471
>>22768478
>Y-you're just being edgy!
>Y-you don't REALLY like something so horrible, d-do you?
>Y-you're just pretending, r-right?
Yup, I do enjoy it, and I'm not joking. Weird how this place openly supports pedophi- oh sorry, "lolicons", cannibali- oh sorry, "vore", beastiali- oh sorry, "furries", and racis- oh sorry, "being based", but when you openly admit that you like gore porn, people's brains just shut down, and they suddenly turn into christcuck-tier moralfags, like they think I'm gonna kill someone in real life just because I jack off to anime girl corpses. They give the same NPC response of "p-please stop being edgy", because they literally cannot believe that someone enjoys gore porn unless it's being "ironic".

I don't really care that you hate guro, hell, I honestly understand it, and I don't blame you for it. But why do you refuse to believe that I'm being genuine about my love for it? What exactly makes you think that I'm just pretending, or "being an edgy tryhard" as you would put it?

>Wee now kong bantha poodoo

Why aren't you dancing?
Ollie told you to get down like you're in a strip club

https://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1496741784797417475

I don't get why people are calling her "based" for this. Doing intentionally boring streams is bad for all viewers, including the good ones. It's kinda sad that you're considered to be a "retard" just because you choose not to watch streams you don't enjoy. Vtubing should be about the Vtuber entertaining their viewers, not the other way around.

>>15807158
>Mika has to realize that she's shoehorning herself into being the indog leech of EN
How come when every single HoloID aside from Lofi does this, it's just considered a part of the job, but when a NijiID does it, they're a "leech"? Is it just because most NijiIDs barely ever collab with EN with the same frequency HoloIDs do, so when one finally does it regularly, it's seen as something wrong that should be criticized?

>>13296336
She was cute back when she did her higher-pitched voice.
https://youtu.be/BvBmpzEC1eE
But now her voice just sounds too deep and makes her seem like a roastie. It's totally turned me off from her. Which is sad, because as a necrophile, I totally thought she'd be the one for me

>>11041879
>ollie invites homos and ecelebs to ID server
>does nothing to her number
>tanks moona's number instead
ONE MILLION SUBS IS OLLIE'S

ollie...

Ollie haters apologise

Smells like zombie!

>it's very accurate
Olliechama...

What's she singing?

>>6053027
IN THE MOTHERFUCKING PAINT NIGGA

I didn't realize just how much I'd missed Ollie going on about random shit.

>>5440572
I want to mating press the zoombie...

>>4630048
She wasn't being fingered you stupid virgin. She was streaming with an egg vibrator inside her.

>>4547087
What >>4547145 said. And comparing rap to singing is just fucking stupid. There are other holos that have much better voices, but hip hop is just a far more popular genre. Its especially more accessible to all wiggers since the artist is white.

>>4544429
She wants to do collabs with non vtubers. Basically shes networking for when she graduates.

Let me spit for a minute...

If you watch Ina you might be a tako
Tired of this Modern Life like your name is Rocco.
So you watch the priestess and come to this thesis:
Ina's cute enough to eat out, no wrong way like Reese's®
But let's say that you're not a fan of dark,
in this case, you probably watch Shark.
Posting about how much you like cunny,
you'd risk 25 to put 6 in her tummy.
But after awhile you realize that your just frustrated,
but there's a new interest in Chikin, even if belated.
So you're watching her stream and hearing her scream,
about the ass of a character that is on screen.
But soon enough you gotta leave on an plane,
realizing that Chikin is pretty insane.
Insane enough to make you take your life,
then forest comes and pulls you in with her scythe.
The reaper's kinda goofy but she don't give a fuck,
you daydream of paizuri while getting sucked.
But the hours that she's on makes it hard to get sleep,
so you start to watch a blonde that's not a schizo or a sheep.
She likes to play games with lots of guns,
but you're the one that shooting, thinkin' bout her buns.
Then you realize that you kinda love them all,
so you jack off to every girl,
and let cum drip down your balls.

UNITY