/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>YOUR 5 MINUTES ARE UP MONGOLOIDS!
WHOEVER DIDN'T "DORYA" FOR WATAME GOLD, SIGN YOUR OSHI'S NAME DOWN
>.......................................
>(anon's oshi)

P.S. Watame can read into year heart and if you lie or don't reply, your oshi will get TWICE THE DAMAGE!
(this is a one time offer, do it now or face Watamage's rage!)

>>72265817
>implying The Haawata conglomerate would allow Hololive to mess with the country they're laundering most of the proceeds of their illegal witchcraft and exotic cooking business
You don't think all of that USAID money going to Haiti IN THIS VERY MONTH (while they don't have an elected government) is really going to Haiti, are you?

HERE ANONS, I'm making a list of those who didn't DORYAAAA for Watame 10k earlier today.
Please reply to this post with the name of your oshi!
>for no reason at all!

>>65539419
KNEEL TO WATAMAGE!
>ᵒʳ ᵉˡˢᵉ

>YOU'RE IN THE CLUB AND THIS SHEEP SLAPS YOUR GF IN THE ASS AND TELL YOU SHE'S CASTING A SUSPENSION SPELL ON YOUR FAVORITE LIVER
WHAT SAYS YOU, NIJI FAN?!
(hard mode: not deflecting to Hololive)

>>54680821
I know but I want to make a point that I WILL NOT SIGN UP FOR WATAME'S PMC!

>>50681390
>I think Watame has low valu-
Can you please state you oshi's name in the microphone, just for the record

>""""COVID""""
I wonder if that anon who posted (and I quote)
>I spit on watamage
brought it upon his favorites

>>31945351
>cant attend flip's otaku event due to nijifes
>sike, canceled nijifes appearance
Watamage forma de verde (creadora de intencion no logradas) working fast

>>28494186
>roboco is sick
Thanks for the assist, Green Watamage of healing and sickness!

>>26770794
>a tweet from an EN like Finana or Nina about the politics stuff happening today to top it off.
HELP GREEN WATAMAGE! SEAL THIS THOUGHT!

>>23342525
>It's kinda weird that the drama popped up if his fans doesn't recognize the OST
You are underestimating the reach the Jun'sGang has, keeping continuous watch in EVERY stream to ensure no drama goes unnoticed

>>23287258
>So how would you play Anycolor's stock?
kek, here is a very Jun'sGang strategy

>keep the ears to the ground to catch even the slightest whiff of a controversy involving them
>SHORT SELL
>spread the rrats wide to ensure max impact
>wait for the stocks to drop
>buy to settle the short sell and a little more
>spread the fact it was all rrats and it came from 4chan
>sell

>>21793997
You JunFags are despicable!

>>21633343
One of the perks of becoming Hololilve proper is getting
>one free blessing
by Watamage (forma de verde).

She also gets one free curse by Watamage on whoever she wants to tank for a day

>>21385078
>>21387468
>I no longer care about numbers because "Holos win for the nth time" gets boring.
DELET THIS!

YOU GUYS SAW WHAT WATAMAGE DID LAST TIME PEOPLE WERE COMPLAINING ABOUT NUMBERS TOO GOOD
>sorry sheep mage!

>>21023900
>>21024016
>Watch me as I report for copyrighted songs
NO! DON'T!

Now, think about it
>had that FUCK HUGE earthquake happened 2 days after it would have caused this event to have to be evacuated

Watamage worked her defensive green magic to push the date of the quake a couple of days back
>and punished NijiEN for Riku having used his mage to summong the quake

>inb4 Niji debuts are cancelled and the expo goes as planned

>>20216318
>Hololive cornering the TW market after recently using watamage to curse NijiEN

>>19883531
>a picture of Mike and Mafu holding their baby
Kore did, Watamage green (defense force) ran interference and erased his smart card

>>19880386
>to debuff Hololive
Green Watamage (defense mode) countered most of Riku's mage shenanigans so far

>>19826527
>>19826665
OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHA

>READY TO APOLOGIZE FOR MAKNING FUN OF HER LIVE YET, NIJIFELLOWS!?
APOLOGIZE TO MAKE THE PAIN STOP!

>>19478346