/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Kaela is also dying too

What is sex with Kaela like?

Imagine having sex with Kaela, she suddenly gets an orgasm for the first time but doesn't understand what she's feeling and suddenly starts making those autism noises she sometimes makes.

I'm going to work. Please think of Kaela sex.

I am now horny

You don't say anymore

>>26845349
IKUZEEEEEEEEEE

Kaela why

>>26487231
This hag should be on my face. Feet or ass I don't mind.

This one...?

>>26359208
Reine is very good too

SEX WITH THE HAG

>>25933495
Because Kaela is cute

My hag will finally open her membership today
https://youtu.be/0Mjf67V-_5Q

FINALLY HAGSMITH MEMBERSHIP

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 32,748,933, a 0.5% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 496,196. There are 25 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 2,762,614 shares, or 8.44% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 73,971 shares, or 0.23% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 54):
>Kovalskia :: +3.6%
>Aki :: +2.6%
>Rurudo :: +2.5%
>Risu :: +2.4%
>Ui :: +2.3%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 11):
>Ollie :: -3%
>Mio :: -2.2%
>Watame :: -1.8%
>Sora :: -1.5%
>Kronii :: -1.3%

2 coins (Suisei, Mel) had a net 0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $254,383.10, which is an increase of 1.43% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $970,817,183,421.83, which is an increase of 1.35% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $29,644.24. A total of 14 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $110,884,557,555.70 in total market value, or 11.42% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $800,956,174.98 in total market value, or 0.08% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 47):
>Ollie :: +74.9%
>Lamy :: +30.2%
>Mio :: +29.7%
>Haato :: +27.1%
>Kronii :: +20.2%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 19):
>Sora :: -50.2%
>Moona :: -16.7%
>Shion :: -15.5%
>Aki & Fauna :: -11.2%
>Polka :: -10.4%


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $418,661,110, which is a decrease of 45.38% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $680,428,204.36 today, a decrease of 24.1% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 15):
>Kanata :: +3.3%
>Mio :: +3.2%
>Pekora :: +2.3%
>Roboco :: +2.1%
>Lui :: +2%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>5 coins (Rushia, Suisei, Noel, Reine, Okayu) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>9 coins (Calliope, Aqua, IRyS, Sana, Ayame, Coco, AZKi, Pochimaru, Civia) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>52 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Ollie :: $541.77 Down
>Mio :: $439.28 Down
>Miko :: $336.16 Up
>Hololive :: $335.25 Up
>Sora :: $280.47 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Reine :: $0.82 Up
>Okayu :: $2.28 Up
>Civia :: $2.61 Up
>Noel :: $3.43 Up
>Flare :: $11.93 Up

Overall Average movement was $9.72 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $60.33 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$192.72 per hour.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>25742096
She whips out her autism card I whip out my dick

Kaela is dead....

I desire a cup of hag liquid

>>25342386
>Sana clearly doesn't respect her fans
You dont watch her