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>>20680588
He is Danish. Here are some fun facts about Danes!

>Fact #1: Danes have smaller balls than Finns
This is true, actually Danes are already born with very small balls, tiny ones. And even after that they don't grow very much. Finnish balls start to grow three times as fast as Danish balls! Isn't that nuts?
Source: https://slate.com/human-interest/2010/02/why-do-danes-have-smaller-nuts-than-finns.html

>Fact #2: Danes have the lowest sperm count in Europe
Yes, I suppose this does make sense since they have such small balls. But their sperm count is really, really low! Finns have the highest in Europe and the difference is massive! The Finnish sperm count is a whopping 126.8 million ml−1, while the Danish sperm count is a pathetic 68.5 million ml−1, only half of the Finnish sperm count!
Source: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3739152/

>Fact #3: Up to 60% of Danish teenage boys grow breasts!
Yes. When Danish boys hit puberty, more than half of them start to develop breasts. Yes, just like a girl! I suppose this is because they have very low testosterone which results from having very small balls. Finns have big balls so we don't grow breasts.
Source: https://sciencenordic.com/adolescents-denmark-videnskabdk/one-in-two-boys-develops-breasts/1399863

>Fact #4: Danish men have the softest cocks in the world!
Another truthbomb. Germanics, this includes Danes, can not get hard. Their cocks are very soft compared to everyone else. Finns, obviously, have the hardest cocks in Europe.
Source: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1743919118306988

>tl;dr:
Danes are little balled low sperm count soft cock femboys that grow breasts. Pippa NEEDS a strong Finnish boyfriend.