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Mori is a fat talentless alcoholic whose insistence on pushing the Homos has caused damage to EN's numbers. This results in less money for the girls.

Imagine you are a lazy weeb girl. You land the job of a fucking lifetime, all you have to do is pretend to be a cute anime girl. That's it. You don't have to be good at games, just be cute. You don't have to be good at singing, in fact if you're bad at singing, people find it cute. You don't have to shake hands with your disgusting fans like real idols, in fact you don't even have to do the 2-3 meet and greets a year which are just on screen anyways. Mumei finally did one but opted out of all the others.

All you have to do is pretend to be a cute anime girl and shill your merch and memberships to lonely fags on the internet. And it works and you make more money in a year than you ever did in your previous shitty wagie jobs that actually made you work 40+ hours a week and nobody praised you for simple existing.

And then some fat alcoholic wigger, who never bothers keeping up kayfabe, or business yuri, who gets a record deal making terrible fucking cultural appropriations of rap music, starts pushing these fucking Homos and as a result a bunch of twitter trannies start harassing you about when you're going to be inclusive on this fucking diversity branch which a cut of your profits go towards keeping afloat. All the CGDCT enjoyers are put off by this and they are your main paying audience. Numbers fall across the board, not because of anything you've done but because the brand is now damaged. Now you make less money than you did before all cause a fat drunk couldn't fake being an actually attractive human being for a few hours a week.

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