/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

duh

>>73304296
You forgot Jump King, anon.

>excuse me, my burger tastes a little stanky

>>64337511

>that was a crazy night my dude, gomenasorry for talking so much, I was just having so much f-wording fun
>big ups to you for the dinner though, it was certainly the bomb
>*puts on italian accent* one-a order-a of-a pasta for-a table six-a oh noo
>So bro what are we gonna do now, your boy has bought a few classic flicks
>*screen cuts to a close up of a hand holding shrek, the waterboy, and happy gilmore*
>or we could do... another thing
>I am a pure virgin waifu for laifu however I can assure you that my pussy goes bonkers, do not ask how I know
>ganbatte anon!
>The screen would then fade to black while it edited audio files plays containing various moans mixed in with guhs, proinks, and even a few nyooms

>hate moris normal design (i hate chuuni spikes and demonshit)
>think her casual outfit is shit (hate wiggershit)
>dont like her kimono
>dont like her sleepy outfit
>dont like her sheriff outfit (i like cowboys just not that outfit)
>dont like swearing
>only songs I like are ones that were popular in the 80s and around 2010
>hate her numberfagging and general jewishness
>watch all of her streams
>cant stop thinking about her
>imagine a life together with her
>pay real life money for things she mentions just because she mentioned them
>unironically believe she is close to perfect and her imperfections only make her more perfect
how do I fix this?

ive just accepted that i will probably die without ever having sex
t. 26

>>59032206
im talking about 2020 takamori where kiara just kept loving mori and obsessing over her even though mori was super autistic

im going to stay up all night so I can watch mori

i would have sex with my oshi even if she had an std

the only reason this movie is about disguising is so they can just stich together random gags

>voice packs on openload are dead
shoulda downloaded em when i had the chance

>>46163868
i would be fine with either

4chan was down last night and I didnt get to say goodnight to /hlgg/...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maby2NKg7wI&t=303s

>>43178382
sorry im a deadbeat

did anyone do a full dissection of the nezumori stream, i didnt really get it

what weight loss advice would you give to mori if she were here right now

im genuinely starting to worry about moris health

[controversial opinion] I think Mori Calliope is cute

>women in their mid 20s are called "hags"

normally when I set my alarm to wake up for a stream I just turn off the alarm and go back to sleep

>>40890392
along with your full legal name and address
w-why

>>40757740
your girl has a way with words