/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>41158945
>live in third world oceanic shanty town, riddled with lead poisoning and parasites
>entertainment tribalism is like, the only way you ever got to feel anything more complex than the worms in your pagpag boring their way through your intestinal cavity
>you can pick Team Red or Team Blue
>one day, Team Red axes your local branch, openly declaring it a total failure
>your already horrific inferiority complex cannot take a slight of this magnitude
>you become a Team Blue absolutist
>BONUS SCENE: Reine's private jet flies overhead and dumps its cargo of dissident corpses to make more room for gold-leaf chocolate creme brulée. One of them lands on your shack at supersonic speeds, punches through the aluminum sheet roof, and kills your bedridden grandma in a splatter of gore.

This is the essence of holo tribalniggers.
>what about Nijisanji
Obese fujos with daddy issues for the men's followers, gachis bitterly resentful of that one time half the nijigirls got doxxed and it stayed on the catalog for hours for the women's followers.

>Aia breakdown over ccv yesterday
>Scarle breakdown over ccv today
What in the ever loving hell is wrong with this wave. What exactly were they expecting?

>>33255087
Anon your insides aren't fucking ceramic plates.

Anyway I think the hot water thing is some sort of obsession with your organs not being 'too cold' or something of the sort. Source: my (white) mom got Asian friends and became obsessed with Chinese medicine.

>>33007007
>Somehow get in because their standards were so low that any man with a pulse and without a history of sex crimes could get in

God I hope that bit is not true. I considered auditioning at the time because I was super into competitive gaming but chose not to in the end because I had 0 streaming experience. Even the vague schizo suggestion that I had the slightest chance of getting in haunts me.

>>32866229
>mfw 30
>not a virgin
>because my early 20s were a years-long menhera meltdown that included fucking dozens of very literal whores

>>29466447
This can't be happening. Not again. Please.

>>28300528
Yo, hold the phone. Somebody tell Kson it's only funny when she does this to holobronies.