/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

My friends, it has often been said that I like drama.

No, friends, I love drama!

I love suspensions.

I love graduations.

I love pupetting liver accounts.

I love terminations, delays, I love revoking permissions.

Drama across branches, about baseball, about nipple porn, about merch cuts, through Korea, Indonesia, Japan, India, China! I love every act of drama that can occur upon this earth.

I love burning a liver every month.

I love accelerating a liver every month!

My heart leaps with joy whenever a liver is terminated for avoidable reasons. And there is nothing like a good pitybaiting graduation to fill up the coffers one last time, 98% of the cut!

Gentlemen... All I ask for is drama, drama so grand as to make Upd8 itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow sisters in arms what is it that you really want? Do you wish for further drama as I do? (Voice begins to raise) Do you wish for a merciless, bloody acceleration? A drama whose fury is built with SEA and China and Japan's combined autism? (Dramatically raises voice) Do you ask for drama to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge from the vtubing landscape!?

...Very well. Then drama is what you shall have.